Remember how Vito Fossella, the Staten Island Congressman, faced mandatory prison on account of his .17 score on a blood alcohol test last Thursday in Virginia?

Fosella was arrested on May 1 in Alexandria last Thursday.He told officers he was visiting a friend in the D.C. suburb.  Today he admitted that his friend is his lover, and the mother of his three year old daughter. 

Turns out, Mozzarelli’s must have seen this coming.  The midtown Italian restaurant features “Vito’s Vodka Pie,” a mozzarella, mushroom, tomato and vodka sauce pizza for $19.95.

Fosella, who is married, is in historic company.  Last month, Cokie Roberts revealed that Mrs. John Quincy Adams petitioned the elder John Adams for extra money for an orphan asylum after finding that Congressmen had left 40 women pregnant before returning to their home states.

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Watching Marie-Christine Questerbert’s films at the Anthology Film Archives in today’s climate of post-fill-in-the-blank-philosophy is oddly fitting. Today, we seem as beyond any tipping point or point of change as Questerbert’s films had suggested since her earliest featured films in the 1970s. Even though her films are very much of their moment, Questerbert goes several steps beyond contemporary questions of feminism, responding to the preposterous declaration, “Something’s happening,” with “Did something happen?” That having been said, yes, she’s full of it and obnoxious and more than a little aloof. But at the same time, she makes a heckuva not-quite-artifact.

The shorts program begins chronologically with “Octopus Dé-Natura,” which is arguably Questerbert’s most satisfying featured film. From a static distance, Questerbert records a flurry of inexplicable activity as it unfolds on a mountainside. A group of students descend from a bus and ask a man in a Mardi Gras costume if there was a man that came by there. A naked man stalks up and down the hill. A cloaked figure kicks over a bus sign. A hipster plays the bongos. Spilled Gasoline lights on fire. And that’s it. The end comes abruptly but even the uninitiated would almost certainly expect it too.

Questerbert’s post-feminist outlook is in full-swing in “The Endless Ride” even before the movement (was there ever only one?) became later contested, dehistoricized and fragmented into a bad joke. She champions SCUM, a caricature of women that inspire fear in the hearts of the mad logicians that are MEN, reminiscent of James Tiptree Jr.’s “The Women Men Don’t See” in bemoaning women “a toothless world” for beating their chests and calling for change that almost certainly won’t come...

Continue reading "Marie-Christine Questerbert" here.

If you've been down in the Lower East Side recently, you noticed the Day-Glo orange Keith Haring mural at the corner of Bowery & Houston St. I happened upon it a few weeks ago, figured it was a recreation of some sort and wondered how long before some roughneck graffiti artists would come and throw up a production of their own over the meticulous work.

So far it hasn't happened.

The Keith Haring Foundation collaborated with artists from the Deitch Projects Gallery to recreate the art piece in the same spot where Haring originally painted it in 1982. And they were able to sigh in relief that no one has marred its crazy colors and celebrate what would have been Haring's 50th birthday on May 4. I wondered if maybe the New Museum had anything to do with it, since they're located down the street, so I talked to Gabriel Einsohn at the New Museum, and she explained that they don't have anything to do with it, but it's certainly convenient that it's located so nearby.

The Keith Haring Foundation didn't stop celebrate with a mural though. The New Museum announced today that they are the recipient of $1 million grant from the foundation, which will establish "The School and Youth Programs Fund and to name The Keith Haring Director and Curator of Education and Public Programs." This is the Foundation's largest contribution to date and will continue to solidify the museum's focus on the Bowery neighborhood and its efforts to not come off as a creepy, elitist art world gem in the quickly gentrifying rough and tumble area where they planted their building.

In fact, go to the New Museum's website, and click through to the Bowery Artist Tribute page, and you'll find ab interactive archive that will start to clue you into some of the more significant art-making residents from the past. It's still a work in progress and has some kinks to be worked out (I continually got the same image of the same tenement building when I clicked on new points of interest), but if you have info you want to submit, they're open to it and will continue to add it up.

Photo by Michael Dashkin on Flickr.

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And its producers are “looking for women who typify the Manhattan socialite.”

Don’t get too excited yet, even if you, too, manage the seemingly impossible by being a “permanent fixture in the Hamptons as well as Manhattan.”  According to the casting call from production company Ricochet Television, they are not looking for an all-new cast, just some additions.

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