You could be pregnant; those little fuckers can and will swim and surf up to their final destination even from outside of the grand entrance. Word: condom.

Why would you want someone who dumped you? I have the feeling you just don’t like losing, but you need to let this go. He will never come back, and if he did, it would be out of pity; he will never forget you called his cock small. He will resent you and treat you worse than he did before. Just forget the tiny-tooled cheater and move on.

First of all, congrats on finding a male who insists the female cums first. Secondly, you have to spend some quality time alone, perhaps perched in front of a dirty movie with a tube of K-Y Jelly to find out exactly how to make yourself cum. Don’t feel sad or insecure (many women don’t figure out how to cum until they are in their 20s). It happens accidentally the first time, and then once you figure out how to do it on purpose, you will have mastered the art of wanking. Then you have to integrate that into sex with another person.

Spread a blanket out on the floor and put two or three pillows vertically on top of each other, forming what will be your “man.” The floor is best, as it’s hard and stable, for getting up into the hard to reach spot, also known as your clit. Cover pillows with a towel, as they will get wet. Have some lube and the remote control within reach. Lube up your favorite hand and lie on your hand and the pillows. No need to go inside, as the clit is what needs to be stimulated; this can be done easily by having your four fingers together (loads of lube) and rocking back and forth on top of your fingers (riding on the hand that is between you and the pillows). The pillows need to be vertical, and your legs should drape down on each side of the pillows, which will put more pressure on your hand/clit. Let go of all pointless thoughts; just get selfish and make sure you cum. Once you learn to do that, you will know what it takes to trip your trigger. Some girls can make themselves cum on a guy much easier than having the guy make her cum. If you are a slight control freak, you may have to make yourself cum on the guy (you on top for example), as opposed to having him make you cum. Being on top of the man is the easiest way for most girls to cum; it’s best if he grabs your ankles while you are on top and slides you back and forth like a cheese grater (his dick is the parmesan and your pussy the grater). The best part of all this is that you haven’t faked it. Don’t go there. Just tell him to keep trying and to be patient—it will happen.

Read my answer to that honey above regarding how to cum with a guy. What’s all this “nut” bullshit? Are you two rabid squirrels or what? If he isn’t making you cum, and you know how to make yourself cum, like I said above, take control and ride him. Close your eyes and concentrate on getting there. If you have to, wank while he is shooting his load. If that lazy fuck isn’t licking your snatch, quote Lil’ Kim and say “You ain’t lickin’ this, you ain’t stickin’ this!”