You are either too naive or too dumb to be procreating anyways, but I will answer you to calm your nerves. No, it won’t harm the baby (unless you fuck around with other women without a condom and drag some nasty disease home to your wife). And you can’t get pregnant women pregnant again.

She will either be offended (imagine she bought you a penis extension because your knob wasn’t big enough for her), or she will let you buy them and get turned on by all that extra attention she is suddenly going to get from men. In the case of the latter, her confidence may soar, and she may want to try those new tits out on other, adoring men who also love her new implants. Unless your girl asks you for them, it’s probably better just to enjoy what she has and use your imagination. Don’t fix what isn’t broken.

No, you cannot make up for forgotten pills. If you take two at once, you will throw up violently (well, it may take three to make you blow chunks). You just have to be religious about taking them. Take one every morning when you wake up and if you miss a day, take it the very next morning. The only way to avoid getting knocked up is by using condoms or not fucking at all. If you miss a day or two, put a rubber on him to be extra safe. If he whines about the condom (like most guys do), tell him it’s sexier to wear a condom than to be changing diapers.

If you fall for unavailable men, you may subconsciously feel you don’t deserve to be loved. Dig deep, find out why you do this, and fix it. I am totally against trying to convince a man to like you. The men either love you, or they don’t. I’ve been in your shoes, and it doesn’t feel good; it feels like you are second best, or maybe even third best, and that’s not good for your self esteem. You are settling for the tiny scraps of affection that he tosses your way when it’s convenient. It may go on like that forever or until you demand more. Dating a pop/rock star is never easy (look at Jerry Hall, Pam Anderson and Heather Locklear). If the man isn’t head over heels for you by now, he never will be.

I am sorry if you were expecting tips on how to convince him to love you, but I have to speak my mind. Great blowjobs do keep a man happy, but you should only do that if you like to do it, not to convince a guy you are the one for him.

Successful and famous men are used to having women fall at their feet, so they usually end up falling for a woman who doesn’t give a fuck about their fame or fortune. All men love a challenge, and face it, you just aren’t one for him.

You are his booty call, and maybe not his only one at that. Shake things up a bit by not being available for the monthly “meat and potatoes.” Maybe it would heat things up if you went to one of his shows with a hot male “friend.” I totally understand the groupie love, the hero worship; I would probably do the same for Paul McCartney but then again, I would pretend to not really care about who he is, like Heather Mills did when she met him (yeah, right, an English girl who doesn’t know who the Beatles are). Only difference would be, I wouldn’t fuck it up like she did.