I would text R and say, “I said he and I are friends, and that is all we are. I didn’t lie, just didn’t want to spoil our whirlwind with too many facts about the past.” You didn’t lie! Men can be wimpy at times. Send him the text and see what happens. If you want you’re ex back, make him work for it. Making out with his drummer stirred up his competitive side. Don’t be so hard on yourself! You’re hot, that is obvious. You could have either one if you play your cards right. Don’t text him more than once; too many words make men run, they like things simple. Also, men are fickle; they change their minds more often than they change their underwear, get used to that. P.S. Do not apologize to any of them!

First of all, stop eating her out. When she asks why you stopped, tell her, “I don’t feel like it” or “Do I have to in order for our sex life to be good?” She should get the fucking message loud and clear. She is selfish and spoiled by your eager mouth. I really think you want anal sex because it reminds you so much of your ex who satisfied your oral cravings, like a good girlfriend should. Look what happened to Bill Clinton when he wasn’t getting head from Hilary. Stop giving and you will start receiving. It is clear you are more into her than she is into you. She is obviously into sex, as she lets you lick her clean every night, so it just boils down to her being selfish and just not into your cock like she should be.

It is tacky to take the unused condoms with you. It’s like saying, “I will definitely need these between now and the next time I will be in you, and I am definitely too cheap to buy new ones for my other conquests.” The only thing worse would be for him to come empty handed and expect you to supply the condoms, then take a few with him. Aaah, the perks of casual sex.