By Dr. Dot
drdot@drdot.com
www.puredrdot.com

I’m a 22-year-old girl and really want to fuck my 41-year-old French professor. My college has a strict policy about student/teacher relationships, but I know for a fact that he’s into me. He is not my professor this year, although he was last year. We can’t communicate via the college’s email because of the technology department’s close eye. My ultimate fantasy is to have an affair with a professor. How can I let him know that I’m into him without letting the entire community know it? I’m afraid to make the first move in case I’m rejected/make a fool of myself. But if that’s his fear, too, then how do we assure each other that the feelings are mutual?

—Hot For Teacher

This is very risky, and probably the most popular fantasy that people love to act upon. You are both adults so I would certainly not be the one to say, “No, no!” Life is all about taking chances, and everyone is entitled to make an ass out of himself or herself. You both know the consequences, so move forward at your own risk. If the temptation is too much to bare, write him a note with your number and private email address and say, “If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, feel free to get in touch.” If he is married, don’t bother, give the guy a break. But if he is single, why not?


MySpace is a double-edged sword. I met my ex on there and now she is harassing my new love interest, who has grown cold. I smell foul play; my ex probably poisoned the new girl with evil thoughts about me. How can I turn this around?

—MySpace Mayhem

MySpace is hell for anything that has to do with dating and love relationships. Unlike real life where your past is usually out of sight, out of mind, MySpace has your past and present all online for all to see and to be used against you. All you can do is write your ex and tell her to give you a fair chance and to disregard your past. You may want to email her as she may have blocked you on MySpace. If that doesn’t help, let it slide. Next time, make your profile private so these girls can’t cause any more catfights at your expense. Be careful who you accept as friends, they could be exes in disguise.


I’m in love with a married lady. How can I get her to forget about her husband and pay me some attention? I’m a security guard, and she is a TV star; she makes much more money than I do, but I know she loves to fuck me. Do you think I have a chance to win this woman over?

—Billy The Backdoor Man

Most married people do not leave their spouses for lovers, and if they do, how could you ever trust them? The whole aspect of them being taken, hard to get and unavailable makes them so much more attractive. Since she is so successful and already married, she probably needs a challenge, so try to be a tad hard to get to keep her on her toes. But if I were you, I would play the field and keep your options open, as she could drop you like a hot potato at any given moment.


I was dating this 24-year-old Australian guy (I am 21), and I knew from the start it was temporary, as he was on a 6-month visa. We had amazing sex, but he was far from perfect; he hardly had any money and was messy when he slept over. But still, I grew to love him (and the sex). The end of the six months arrived and instead of wanting to see me more, he barely called; he was rather mean to me, in fact. Had I not called the night before he left, I doubt we would have met again at all. I am in tears, wondering if it was all a joke for him. Words of wisdom please.

—Teary-Eyed Tess

Of course there is a possibility that he was just using you, but I am willing to bet he was doing the man thing and trying to either save his feelings or yours. By acting like a heartless prick, he didn’t have to say a sad goodbye. Yes, it’s very cowardly, but sometimes it’s hard for a man to show his feelings. Being cold to you may have been his way of saying, “Get over me, stop thinking about me, I am out of here.” If you think of it that way, it may help you stop crying. Ask yourself, “Were the good times worth the tears?” If not, next time a person says "I am only here for a while" just keep walking as obviously feelings can get hurt.


Every time I suck my boyfriend’s cock I get cock hairs in my mouth. What do I do with them? I have been swallowing them, but I wonder if they are bad or good for me.
—Hairball Haley

*Sigh* Ask him to trim his jungle down to a tasteful bush. They may feel rough going down, but it won’t hurt you to swallow his short and curlys, it’s like fiber—keeps things moving in your digestive system.