Young girls love to see how much power their pussy has: Can it lure a man away from another woman? Can it break up a marriage? Can it make boys buy her things? It’s a big power thrill and an incredible aphrodisiac. But people in unhappy marriages should have the balls to end it before starting another relationship on the side. If he did leave his wife for her, she’d have a new title: home wrecker. Plus, most of the time when a man leaves his wife for his mistress, the mistress gets bored because the challenge is gone. Buy a copy of the book called The Rules for your daughter and leave it in her room. It’s not the greatest advice—certainly not as modern as doing away with marriage altogether—but it will show her that she is, in fact, getting the short-end of the stick. Don’t be a friend; be a parent and tell her you don’t approve. Karma will indeed prove to her that what goes around will come around.

That’s an easy question to answer: Most porn is made by men for men, so tit-sucking is just a tiny side order. They make it obvious what really turns them on, marathon blowjobs, double penetration and all those sticky cum shots. Perhaps you should start producing some porn that will turn women on, and we can finally abolish the annoying myth that using the tip of your tongue to flick the clit for a few seconds actually does anything for us. Why not film your boyfriend grabbing, licking and sucking your jugs for a good half hour and next time you want to rub one out, you can just watch your personalized video and wank?

Unless the man is flaming gay, he will want pussy. We are put on this earth to breed, so naturally they are after that “one thing.” Their behavior outside the bedroom is what counts. If they make you laugh, treat you well and you can feel that they love you, then they do. Ignore the words; they can blind your judgment. You can’t evaluate a man’s love by things like removing your knickers or asking how you like your oral—that’s too general. Good men and players alike will do such things. A man can say “I love you” a million times, but if he is treating you like shit, what good are the mandatory verbal treats? It’s his actions, not his words, that tell the truth.