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THE RUNDOWN ON THE RUNDOWN

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What you do (over the course of a month):
Take one vitamin cocktail made up of vitamin A, calcium and 100 mg of niacin to start, 5,000 mg by the program’s completion
Chase with cooking oil
Go for a run on the treadmill
Cop a squat in a 140-180 degree F sauna

What you get:
Pores emit “black paste” and “shards of glass”
Sweat stains towels purple, blue, orange, yellow and black
Blue or green smoke-scented bowel movements
IQ raised by nearly four points, according to a study associated with Downtown Medical, and by up to 15 points, according to the Church of Scientology website
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