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DR. DOT

By Dr. Dot
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For the last year and a half, I’ve been in a relationship with one of the most gorgeous girls, inside and out, that I’ve ever met. I think I am in love with her, but there’s one issue—actually multiple issues. I am 23 and she is only 20.  I am very independent, have my own place, work somewhere on Wall Street and graduated from college almost three years ago. I come from a very poor and humble family and feel that I have already accomplished a lot. My girlfriend on the other hand, is 20 and still in school, her parents pay for her car and give her money every week. Now the big one: She has a curfew! She has to be home at 10 every night, which would be OK with me if I were in high school, but all of a sudden I can’t handle it. Also, please note that even though she is young, she makes good money at her part-time job (at least more than $20 an hour). I tried very hard to make this work, but after a year I feel like I should go out there and meet people that are at the same stage as me...The icing on the cake is that her family is Jewish and I am not, so they do not approve of me and there’s no way I can convince them to change the situation. Even though I love her, lately I've just been thinking about where this  is all going. At the end of the day, I am just not happy. What’s your take on this?
Master Baiter


Just because you love someone, doesn’t mean you have to hate the rest. You are 20-fucking-3. Your life has just begun. You will meet many people in your life and if you try and settle down now, it probably won’t last, especially with so many odds against you. I sense a bit of resentment from you towards your younger, sheltered/spoiled, 20-year-old Jewish Princess. Her family will not bend unless you consent, and even so, if they are so anal as to put a curfew on a 20-year-old, why would you want to be part of that family? Imagine how strict they would be if you had kids with her? You obviously yearn to meet others, so do it. Leaving her would be easy, just blame it on her family not accepting you and on her curfew. Tell her you want to be friends, but want to be single. You are a young and ambitious man in a big city. In other words, it’s raining pussy.


I recently moved to a new town and had my tits made bigger (new town; new jugs). I love them. But every time I go out, people, mostly men, ask me, “Are those real?”—and they’re not even huge! This really pisses me off. I don’t know how to respond without looking like a liar or coward. Some even ask about my breasts before they ask my name or if I want a drink. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Breasty Beauty

A few ideas of things to say in response: (1) “If you weren’t so ignorant, you may have found out yourself.” (2) “Does it really fucking matter?” Or if you have a sense of humor (3) “No, I just bought them on Ebay, aren’t they fucking bodacious?”


My girlfriend and I get along well. We have the occasional small fight, but nowadays, sex has gotten outta hand—it just seems I can’t cum any more. We’ve tried almost every position, and foreplay. We try crazy things like her dressing up or fulfilling fantasies, but she just can’t handle it. We go at it and then she cums while I’m stuck in a not-so-sticky situation. She does Kegel exercises and is indeed nicely fitted to my penis. However, she says my penis is too long, and there are times when I can feel my cock hit a deadend, so to speak. Sometimes this causes her a rush of excitement, sometimes pain. Any ideas on what to do?
Long Dong Silver


Too long does hurt our delicate love cave, but avoiding the doggy-style position could help avoid extreme pain. Let her be on top so she can control the pressure, or be gentle when you’re on top. Perhaps take a break from all of the bells and whistles and just have her blow you for a good hour. That should make you cum. Tell her not to forget your balls or your taint (tain’t your ass, and it tain’t your balls). Never met a man who can’t cum from great oral.
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