It’s common for women to get those. Smashing the tip of your cock into her clit (which is directly above the urethra) forces bacteria up into the bladder and urinary tract. I know men do this in porn flicks, so you guys think it’s a smooth move, but it can cause females many trips to the gyno. Also, hopefully she already knows that wiping front to back is healthier than wiping back to front (dragging all that nasty bacteria from the back door to the front is a recipe for trouble). Ditto with sleeping in a thong. Now you know she is prone to them, so help her prevent them—make sure you wash your hands with soap and hot water before you two do the wild thing. If she were fucking around behind your back, she would come down with much worse things than a bladder infection (if she’s dumb enough to go bareback that is).

Online romances often lead to huge disappointments. I don’t know one happy couple that met online. The Internet has a way of making things look better than they really are. With an online romance, there is no trash to take out, no grocery shopping, no monthly bill discussion or bad breath in the morning. No farting under the covers, no expensive dinners—it’s just the foreplay part of the relationship, which is what makes it so appetizing. Even if you meet the person you are fondling yourself for on web cam, and the sex is indeed great, you’ll eventually go home again and, while you may still think, “Wow, that was amazing,” it’s still not reality!

You have to live in the same area, separately, and date for a while before you really get to know someone. Then, and only then, can you build a proper relationship. Even long distance relationships are hard as when you visit her or vice versa, one of you will have a lot of free time as you will be “on vacation,” but the other one still has the normal routine (work, shopping and housework) and will feel overwhelmed with this visitor up her ass 24/7. The point is, I think you should wean yourself off of your online pacifier, no matter how hard it is, as it is just a waste of your reality time!

Use the experience you learned from the other indecisive woman who lives near you as a way of chatting up new ladies. Now you know the game, go and use the info to your advantage. Go out to pubs or go take a yoga/aerobics class and meet new women in   pubs (never mention this crazy shit you have going on to them, by the way). If they ask what became of your ex, simply say that she moved away, end of story. You are not alone; this society breeds lonely people who nurse their lonely hearts online. It’s not bad, but it’s also not reality. You only live once, so get out of the house and meet some real people near you. Moving doesn’t sound like a bad idea either, but never move for/to someone—just do it because you want to.