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Wednesday, June 3,2009

Land of the Lost

Fun-loving nostalgia that's better than a kiddy-thing

By Armond White
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Land of the Lost
Directed by Brad Silberling
Runtime: 93 min.

Between two pitiful Today Show bookend scenes (both featuring Matt Lauer confirming Tom Cruise’s accusation “You’re glib, Matt.You’re glib!”), Land of the Lost sheds its TV-formula origins as a 1970s network series and becomes glib fun. Will Ferrell plays scientist Rick Marshall, who explores “tears in time, quantum paleontology.” Inventing the “Techyon amplifier,” Marshall’s gizmo takes the past, present and future “mashed-up together.” In other words, TV. Instead of shouting, “Eureka!” Rick Marshall (Will Ferrell) exclaims, “Capt. Kirk’s nipples!” Is that enough to ride the coattails of the much-inferior

Star Trek movie?

This F/X-laden version of Land of the Lost is better than a kiddy thing, no longer beholden to a child’s (a generation’s) TVwarped idea of humor and beauty.When Marshall, Holly (Anna Friel), a devotee from Cambridge and Will (Danny McBride), an attendant from a run-down amusement park, are transported through the tears in time, the gags—parodying adventure movies—are fitfully amusing.Yet their silliness is vented through the richly imagined set design by Bo Welch—not stolid like Benjamin Button, but they’re the most whimsical atmospherics since Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Time-warp jokes mixing historical anachronisms with contemporary product placement recall SNL sketch writing, but Welch sets mall-culture detritus in an interplanetary/desert setting with three moons, bug-eyed aliens and dinosaurs that spark folkloric imagination: Golden Gate Bridge, Statue of Liberty, Big Boy sign, hip-hop limousine, rollercoaster, even Cadillac Ranch with lime green and purple Caddies next to a drive-in-movie screen.These are all more expressive than the scaled-down global icons in Zhang Ke- Jia’s dull art movie The World.

In this post-TV remake, “Lost” means gone, as in nostalgia.This touching idea is not fully developed, and director Brad Silberling’s action editing is always behind the beat (diminishing the intended parody of what people misread in the Indiana Jones movies).Yet pop-culture affection is felt consistently from Ferrell’s homages— to both A Chorus Line and Cher’s “Believe”—to McBride (the white Mike Epps) enjoying a time-warp benefit that could have come from a classic Hope-Crosby road movie.

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Posted at 10/21/2009 
 
I watched this movie before reading this review. Don't ask me why i read the review. And though the review wasn't that great of a review and was very difficult to read, I didn't disagree with anything the reviewer wrote. Simply because it's the same stuff you can get out of watching all the trailers. That being said, you guys should really get some medication for your anxiety or just nap... or something. I will now review this movie: Land of the Lost: Best movie ever made. It's basically a bunch of dick and fart jokes. But if you sit and watch the film with that in mind, it's pretty funny. I personally enjoy watching WF's movies... he's funnier than Jim Carey at least. And I wouldn't be surprised of JC was considered for this roll, as the film mis absolutely rediculous... It takes a dumb TV show and turns it into a dumb movie... Good times. The "GTFO of the country" guy - I digg your style. Cheers, D

 

Posted at 06/08/2009 
 
You gave this movie a positive review but panned Pixar's "Up"? GTFO of the country, you communist!

 

Posted at 11/04/2009 
@anonymous: Dude, that's exactly what I was going to say! The Land of the Lost movie is a load of sh!t; nothing at all like the TV show and pretty damn un-funny! Definitely one of the worst movies of the year so far! But he talks untrue bullsh!t about Up (the most amazing movie of this year so far,) and Pixar in general! Pixar is the greatest animation company in the world! They've revolutionized animation! And he disses them! Armond White is such a dumbass f*cktard! Yeah, I said it! Suck it Armond White, you ugly, retarded bitch!

 

Posted at 06/04/2009 
 
Say what you will about Mr. White, I look forward every week to his insights. I agree sometimes, but what I come back for is his ability to relate what he sees to the culture at large. Again, even if I disagree I enjoy the point of view, which is very unrepresented in the fairly pathetic critical pool.

 

Posted at 06/04/2009 
 
Listen, Armond, don't keep signing in under different names and defending this garbage heap of a review. Have your mom do it instead. "Look at me, world! I'm different! I go against the grain! I poop my pants and throw it on my computer and THAT'S how my reviews get written - wherever my Armond-poo lands, those are the letters I use to write my scintillating commentary! My poo even talks, for I am Armond the great and powerfull pants pooper! If only the actors in Star Trek had been a different ethinicity, THEN I - and my fecal genius - would have loved it! But I'm afraid it holds nary a candle to such classics as "Pootie Tang" and "Soul Plane"! For a free sample of talking Armond poo that will explain to you how much smarter I am than all of you and to give you different ways to lavish my insecure butt with attention, just send a self-addressed stamped box to ARMOND c/o his poo. No address needed, for every post office in the world knows who I am, since all mailmen whipe themselves with the rag that I write for! Feel my poo wrath!" Or something like that.

 

Posted at 06/04/2009 
 
Hey Armond, it's "tachyon" your street cred as a critic is highly dubious, however you think you would at least know how to use a dictionary, or the internet.

 

 
 


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