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Bad Boys and Toys: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Michael Bay understands pop culture plenitude better than anyone

By Armond White
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Directed by Michael Bay
Runtime: 150 min.

WHY WASTE SPLEEN on Michael Bay? He’s a real visionary—perhaps mindless in some ways (he’s never bothered filming a good script), but Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is more proof he has a great eye for scale and a gift for visceral amazement. Bay’s ability to shoot spectacle makes the Ridley-Tony-Jake Scott family look like cavemen.

Who else could compose a sequence where characters (albeit robots) go from the bottom of the sea to another planet in one seamless, 30-second, dreamlike flow? That transition typifies the storytelling in this sequel to 2007’s Transformers.

Teenager Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf), on his way to college, is drawn back into the first film’s battle between mechanical aliens. Sam innocently acquires the secret code of the aliens’ cosmic history—something to do with his American kid innocence and appreciation of middle-class life’s abundance.

Based on the original 1980s Transformer toys by Hasbro and subsequent TV cartoons and comic books, the Transformer movies expound on this cultural plenitude. Their fascination with technology—the way common objects rearrange, expand or shrink as if having a benevolent or malicious life of their own—drives the stories.


Bay is an ideal director to realize this peculiar genre, which remakes the surfeit of adolescent commercial media as a means of multimedia gratification.These cars, trucks, motorcycles and planes—both human-friendly Autobots and dastardly Decepticons—metamorphose fast, but their transfiguration is like the mechanical toy descriptions in E.T.A. Hoffman: fantastic and uncanny.

Bay’s post-nuclear version of Hoffman’s The Nutcracker stirs emotion from our pop culture, industrial experience then connects to ancient spiritual myths (like Kingdom of the Crystal Skull). It’s too much the production of industrialization to be considered magic, yet Bay’s sheer fascination with seeing is impressively communicated.

In the history of motion pictures, Bay has created the best canted angles—ever. The world looms behind a human protagonist with the enormity of life itself. (My favorite: a windblown Megan Fox facing the audience as a jet fighter slowly, majestically glides behind/above her). Bay already has a signature: the up-tilted 360-degree spin (gleefully parodied in Hot Fuzz). Here, he flashes it whenever Sam kisses his girlfriend.

Bay photographs Fox and luscious/vicious rival Isabel Lucas like pin-ups—a pop culture joke encompassing what every young girl, post-Madonna, is told is OK. (They’re girls “with options” as Sam says.) There’s still advertising porn in Bay’s soul, but it’s so expressive of the media norm that it’s funny—proof we’re watching nothing more than fantasy.This commercialized life force “Cannot be destroyed, only transformed,” as a Decepticon warns.

Transforming is the capitalist dream of rebranding. It’s not transcendence—thus, the need for the basic sci-fi story of good vs. evil, where Revenge of the Fallen alludes to the story of Lucifer.

Transformers doesn’t simultaneously critique pop culture like Joe Dante’s Small Soldiers, Paul W.S. Anderson’s Death Race or Joseph Kahn’s near-miraculous Torque (none of Bay’s mechanical anthropomorphism matches the wit of how Torque’s human characters live through their vehicles), but there is satire in Sam’s roommate Leo’s (Ramon Rodriquez) Everynerd chatter: “The Internet’s pure truth! Video doesn’t lie!”That breathless naiveté indicts Transformers’ target audience, yet there’s something in scenes of an overturned carrier ship, of alien assaults on the Great Pyramids or Sam’s Clockwork Orange torture that is close to wonderful. Bay’s skills have found their appropriate subject now that he’s abandoned fake history (Pearl Harbor) for fantasy.


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Posted at 10/19/2009 
 
Interested in the NEW book by Armond White? It's called, "KEEP MOVING: The Michael Jackson Chronicles" and it's a collection of essays on the subject of King Of Pop, MICHAEL JACKSON. Written over the course of 25 years, the essays focus on the songs and music videos AFTER the Thriller album. If you are interested in more information, google the title OR visit the blog www.resistanceworks.blogspot.com

 

Posted at 08/19/2009 
 
Mr. White..how can you give Transformers 2 a positive review...I get what your saying about Bay as a director.. I totally get it because if I was Bay's agent I would toss out scripts that were any good and hand him films with zero substance to fully and soley show case his ability as a director... but even Bay's camera, which cant hold on one shot for longer than 4 seconds..cant save Transformers 2 from being painful to sit through and a clear cut representation of everything wrong with modern american cinema. This movie, if you can call it a movie, was made PURELY for no other reason than to make money..its one of the most expensive laziest pictures I've ever seen and I loved the first Transformers, I had alot of fun with it... but Bay dropped the ball BIG TIME with this sequel and to praise this in any way over something like District 9... makes your credibility as a critic sink to the bottom of the bermuda triangle. If you had any sense you'd kiss the end of the shotgun.

 

Posted at 08/16/2009 
 
I read your review of District 9 and then your review of Transformers 2 and after reading both I can say that I am extremely excited to see District 9. You somehow call District 9 racist at least 5 times but never seem to mention the two Autobot "brothers" who could be recognized as utterly racist by a three year old. Michael Bay wouldn't know a plot if it crawled up his arse. Special effects and exploitation of my childhood sentiments do not equal a quality film. You sir are a tool and I am amazed that someone actually pays you a salary to vomit your garbage onto the printed page. It's quite okay by you that Transformers doesn't really have a plot or a good story line but when D-9 offends your sensibilities about historical accuracy you demonize it. I have seen Trans-2 and I am going to see D-9 today. I already know which movie is without a doubt quality and which one is garbage. Thank You.

 

Posted at 08/14/2009 
 
This was sleazy kid stuff and insufferable, but Bay's style is visually better than Harry Potter.

 

Posted at 08/14/2009 
 
If Mr White praises a film which was essentially 150 minutes of sensual pornography the I am very eager to read his reaction towards the upcoming film-2012 -KG

 

 
 


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