On a recent afternoon, I was complaining to my gays about how terrible I feel when I blow through packs of batteries to energize the bits of plastic I use to masturbate. Not only do Duracells stop working before I finish, but they’re an expensive habit to keep up, especially with an appetite like mine. My pussy deserves the best, but in this economic climate, it’s a beaver on a budget.
Enter (quite literally) the Earth Angel. With a length of 8.5 inches and a girth of 1.7 inches, the vibrating play toy is not only effective, but it requires no batteries, relying on a crank powering system. This makes it satisfying; and since it prevents you from dumping piles of batteries into landfills, it’s also environmentally friendly.
Earth Angel’s design is uncorrupted by the cheesy frills of many sex toys. Its sleek white shaft provides four simple stimulating speeds and is long enough to reach from one end to the other, so ladies may enjoy exterior vibration.
As soon as I got my new toy home, I washed it off and cranked it up (four minutes of cranking creates about 45 minutes of action), preparing for our first venture together. I grabbed hold of the protruding plastic handle that hides away during use and marveled at the little red light that let me know it was ready. I told my boyfriend to leave me be in the bedroom while I blindfolded myself and powered on my new friend.
As boyfriends are wont to do, he didn’t listen, snuck into bed with me and ran his tongue all over my clit. I kept the Angel between my legs and let it vibrate on my ass while he brought me close to climax. My man was pounding away at me, and I came three times in what felt like 10 minutes.
“You came so fast,” he said once we had both finished. “I got a head start,” I reminded him, stroking my Earth Angel.
Enter (quite literally) the Earth Angel. With a length of 8.5 inches and a girth of 1.7 inches, the vibrating play toy is not only effective, but it requires no batteries, relying on a crank powering system. This makes it satisfying; and since it prevents you from dumping piles of batteries into landfills, it’s also environmentally friendly.
Earth Angel’s design is uncorrupted by the cheesy frills of many sex toys. Its sleek white shaft provides four simple stimulating speeds and is long enough to reach from one end to the other, so ladies may enjoy exterior vibration.
As soon as I got my new toy home, I washed it off and cranked it up (four minutes of cranking creates about 45 minutes of action), preparing for our first venture together. I grabbed hold of the protruding plastic handle that hides away during use and marveled at the little red light that let me know it was ready. I told my boyfriend to leave me be in the bedroom while I blindfolded myself and powered on my new friend.
As boyfriends are wont to do, he didn’t listen, snuck into bed with me and ran his tongue all over my clit. I kept the Angel between my legs and let it vibrate on my ass while he brought me close to climax. My man was pounding away at me, and I came three times in what felt like 10 minutes.
“You came so fast,” he said once we had both finished. “I got a head start,” I reminded him, stroking my Earth Angel.
Earth Angel
$95, Babeland, 94 Rivington St. (at Ludlow St.), 212-375-1701
