Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad

Dec. 11, Bleecker Street Theatre, 45 Bleecker St. (betw. Mott & Mulberry Sts.), 212-260-8250; 10, $24.50

Threading together the often-disparate fantasies of pleasing my mother and having a hard-on, Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad is a burlesque comedy that features a bunch of lovely Jewish girls dancing and singing and also taking some of their clothes off. Something I like is that whereas Jewish guys are neurotic, Jewish women are just fucking filthy.

Bottom Line: It’s like Kellerman’s but with tits and less Swayze. Alav Hashalom.