“Please don’t use that picture! My brother will come to America and beat me up,” the pretty Asian woman begged coquettishly, as she felt my body up and down, nuzzling me and offering to bring me free drinks. Originally, she’d told me to take her photo. No problem.There were other girls on hand happy to strut their stuff for the lense. Blond and buxom porn star Kagney Lynn Carter, Penthouse Pet of the Month in June 2009, for one, who was up on the stage shaking her 34 DDs and touching them enticingly. She really wanted her picture taken and I was happy to comply. She was one hell of a looker in her pink satin dress.

I was at the launch party for Sex With the Stars, a new adult reality show broadcast from the Porn Star Mobile Network, at Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club, hosted by BioHazard frontman cum porn kingpin Evan Seinfeld and a bevy of porn-star ladies.

“Hey, check out my wife getting the lap dance,” a thirty-something guy by the bar yelled to me. A woman was lounging on the sectional sofa, entertained by one of the regular dancers. Both the girls and business-suited customers at Headquarters were friendly to me, a single woman enjoying the open bar. I didn’t have sex with any stars that night, but I was leaving my options open.