March 17, Theaterlab, 137 W. 14th St. (btw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-929-2545; 8, $25.

If you don’t like talking publicly about the best way to eat ass—some say both parties on all fours, some say with the eatee on his or her stomach, legs spread—Daniel Packard’s show isn’t for you. The host of his own dating advice show on Vancouver’s 94.5, The Beat (!), Packard brings his radio show, plus some, to the stage. Expect interactivity. Expect awkwardness. Hey, some people get off on that stuff.

Bottom Line: A perfect night out for dysfunctional fucking exhibitionists.