Kick-Ass
Directed by Matthew Vaughn
Telephone
Directed by Jonas Akerlund
The children of Tarantino have taken over the asylum in Kick-Ass.
It’s the clearest gauge that our culture has sunk to an all-time low
since…well, Lady Gaga’s "Telephone" music video. Kick-Ass
and "Telephone" equally pay homage to Tarantino’s influence. Both
imitate his violence-for-humor. Both feature his over-bright colors that
don’t belong to nature but appeal to viewers who can’t perceive the
difference between artifice and realism. Both copy Q.T.’s distortion of
pop culture pleasure into nonsense. With each of these pieces,
established moral values and aesthetics are unsettled: They’ve gone
gaga.
Zeitgeist geek Tarantino embodies the post-boomer generation’s obsession
with its own pampered juvenilia—from action movies to comic books, pop
music to TV junk. That’s how he misinterpreted the argument of Pauline
Kael’s "Trash, Art and the Movies" essay and traduced it into an
anarchist’s credo. Kick-Ass continues that traduction with the
inevitable cinematic rendering of a comic book (both book and film were
developed simultaneously by Mark Millar and John S. Romita, jr.). It
proposes the desire to be a superhero as a basic urge acted out by
schoolboy Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson) who puts on a green and yellow
costume to fight street crime. Yet, it’s in "Telephone," where Lady
Gaga enters the fantasy world of Kill Bill that the Tarantino
effect works most powerfully.
"Telephone" was more exciting that any feature-length American film
released so far this year because its jailbreak-sisterhood story
(directed by music video wunderkind Jonas Akerlund who did Madonna’s "Ray
of Light" video) goes beyond mere homage into pop-mania. Where Kick-Ass
just seems an overlong rehash of Batman, Spider-Man even The
Forbidden Kingdom, "Telephone"—because it is shorter and
wittier—achieved genuine absurdity. It’s impossible to watch Lady Gaga
and Beyoncé—"Telephone" 's MVP—each lip-smacking a honey bun like
cunnilingus then mass-murdering numerous diner patrons (including Tyrese
Gibson’s greedy Male) without realizing that many mainstream
taboos are being deliriously broken. (Even Beyoncé gives a poor
line-reading made-up for by virtuoso singing.) We may never return to
sanity after these two dead-end amusements.
Kick-Ass’ plot combines family-movie sentimentality with grindhouse
debauchery: Nerdy Dave discovers his masculinity as the self-named
Kick-Ass while across town a father-and-daughter crime-fighting duo Big
Daddy (Nicholas Cage) and Hit Girl (Chloe Grace Moretz) fight Mob
corruption. When teen boy and pre-teen girl team-up as killing machines,
it’s not a romantic, utopian idea but a calculation that manipulates
the pop audience’s worst appetites. Weird but shrewd, it’s practically
the fulfillment of what now can be recognized as the Tarantino
tradition.
A semi 3-D sequence where director Matthew Vaughn fills-in Big Daddy and
Hit Girl’s backstory in the style of comic-book panels roots Kick-Ass
in the abstract narrative forms that first taught kids to substitute
mechanical enthusiasm for moral response.
Tarantino inaugurated this
trash/art confusion with Pulp Fiction but his Kill Bill
movies exploded it into a two-ring circus of kungfu-spaghetti-western-anime-blaxploitation-TV-film-noir
anarchy and that’s what both Kick-Ass and Telephone
emulate. This includes their ironic pop music sampling (Lady Gaga’s bpm
electronica and Elvis Presley’s "Battle Hymn of the Republic") and even
cars--a rival superhero’s Red Mist-mobile in Kick-Ass matches Uma
Thurman’s famous yellow "Pussy Wagon" Hummer that makes a cameo
appearance in "Telephone." But Akerlund’s restless play with
various edit-F/X take Telephone in a wilder direction without
such emotional pretense as Hit Girl’s grief or her virginity. The narrative transitions in "Telephone" seem to sprout out of Lady Gaga’s irrational
mind. She passes her cravenness onto the general culture.
From dykey-prison wet dream ("I told you she didn’t have a dick") to
TV-commercial parody to Thelma & Louise finale, "Telephone"
epitomizes the insanity of the contemporary pop mainstream. It pushes
beyond Kick-Ass’ pedestrian storytelling that strings together
parent-child, law-crime, boy-girl motifs yet never explores those
themes. The illusion of coherence is another Tarantino trick; Kick-Ass
and "Telephone" prove it is no longer valued or even desired. All
that matters is kicking-ass. Just as the berserk feminism of Kill
Bill was an excuse for revenge, Kick-Ass glorifies brutality
as a measure of human worth. When Big Daddy teaches Hit Girl to take a
bullet, or children slaughter adults in logic-defying jamborees, it’s a
berserk form of entertainment—candy-colored by kool quotes of
everything from The Incredibles to X-Men to the
night-vision scene of Silence of the Lambs.
The title Kick-Ass enshrines a bully’s ethic. Though it is unpopular to say, this proves Tarantino’s contribution to Abu Ghraib mentality. Perhaps unconsciously, our post-9/11 sensibility seeks to justify vengeance while indoctrinating it—which may explain why the nursery school/abbatoir atmosphere of Kick-Ass is meant to be fun. Lady Gaga’s Tarantino tribute is also a sign of cultural decline. Critic John Demetry has observed: "Lady Gaga takes the meaning out of everything," which is certainly true of her "performance art" scam. But the lyrics in "Telephone" are a different matter: "I don’t want to talk anymore/ I left my head and my heart on the dance floor" celebrates a heedless refusal to communicate; to mindlessly, heartlessly indulge pop culture—Tarantino style. Despite gleeful pop-culture surfaces, Kick-Ass and "Telephone" are both cruel and ugly.






