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Jan
07

You're The One For Me, Fatty!

In Section: NY comPRESSed » Posted In: Health, Eats And Drinks, Sports, Sex And Relationships Posted By: Andy Seccombe
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Feeling a little rotund after the festive season?


Well there’s no better way to lose weight post-New Year’s than have some of your e-buddies help scrub that chub.


The thing is, Williamsburg's cool kids plump up too, so they have to figure out ways to get motivated: e-semble style. How about weekly weight posting? Yeah, that’ll do it! That’s the thinking at least according to a few of the big’uns nattering over on Williamsboard's "Williamsboard's Biggest Loser" thread. 

All you have to do  is buy a bathroom scale and post your digits each week. There’s only one rule: “there will be no cheating”. Solid stuff if your skinny jeans are starting to look more like vegan sausage casings.

We all know that ultimately nothing’s worth doing if you don’t do it, ah, swell, and you can also think of it as an exercise in positive thinking and friend-making. Blimpin’ bloggers can get in touch with themselves (and rump pumpers everywhere) and what better to argue about than breast weight (“I’m all boobs!”) body fat percentages and receive timely encouragement from others (“it's great you girls are trying to get less fat.”)

So for all are you ladies fighting gunts or dudes who’ve just ordered a Wii Fit, make the ridicule of anonymous message board enthusiasts the next line of defense in your campaign to get fit.


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Posted at 01/07/2009 
 
Gunt: possibly the only word that can make you lose your appetite without any context.

 

 
 

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