A little respite for all you unsuccessful gold diggers in this torrential economy: Babeland is offering "patri-erotic" freebies on April 15. The locally based chain of sex shops is offering a free Gold Digger Vibrator ($15 value) to the first 100 people to come into any of the stores and report that they've filed their tax returns. And the first 100 web orders on April 15, 2009, will receive a Gold Digger vibe (no minimum purchase). The lovely gold digger looks and acts a lot like someone you might encounter on the Upper East Side: Classy golden jewels stud the bottom of the waterproof, velvety plastic shell, and gentle vibrations purr through the variable-speed dial. It’s a “diva-pleaser stimulating inside and out.”
It gets better: Babeland will pick up the sales tax on all in-store and online purchases made on April 15, 2009 (in the form of a 10 percent off discount)!
