Dear Paul McCartney,

I am a big big big fan who has only heard the Beatles on the radio. I want to listen to more of your music, but I can't find a way. My parents have old vinyl copies of Abbey Road, Let it Be, Help!, Rubber Soul and the one with all the flowers and pictures of famous people on it, but I can't listen to those because we dont have a record player. My dad says it broke long ago. I live in the Bronx and there are no record stores around except for FYE and they don't carry anything except one... but my dad says you should never listen to greatest hits, only albums. I tried finding the Beatles on iTunes, but I can't buy it there, even though my aunt and uncle gave me $100 in iTunes money for Christmas. I found this site called the Pirate Bay and I can download every song you've ever written (including Wings- are they any good?) in a few hours, but I don't want to upset you. I read that you are very happy the site is getting shut down and the Swedish people are going to jail.

I really want to hear your music, so why isnt it on iTunes yet? Online it said September, but I can't wait that long. Please put it on iTunes because I'm about to use Pirate Bay. Please don't hate me. I am a big fan. If I could pay for it, I would.

Sincerely,

P.S. I really can't wait to hear your take on "Blackbird", I've only heard the Sarah McLachlan version from I Am Sam, which is such a good movie, have you seen it?