The tabloid Daily Express is reporting that actress and force of nature Angelina Jolie is considering running for president in 2012. Her experience is based on her
position as a goodwill ambassador for the U.N. and her continuous
adoption of foreign children. Perhaps she is trying to finagle her way
into a house that will fit her entire family of eight with ample
security detail paid for by taxpayers. Here's what a potential Jolie
campaign might look like:1. An emphasis on family values shared by Brad Pitt, her stolen husband.
2. A book, Dreams From My Father: The Guy Who Played the Snake Hunter in Anaconda
3. Her stance on the Israeli-Palestinian issue: adopt a child from each side, force them to get along without a baby gate between them.
4. Her position on marriage: It should be between an older man and a woman who carries his blood in a vial around her neck.
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