In an epic episode of kiss and tell, one woman dared to shamelessly
reveal the steamy details of hooking up with Dustin Diamond to Heeb
Magazine. The actor, formerly known as Screech and currently known as
the Celebrity Fit Club pariah picked up the young fan at a comedy show:"After showing my fake ID to get into a comedy club and throwing back a couple of beers, I found myself in the perfect position to heckle the television star I admired when I was younger."
It sounds like she forgot about Zach Morris or AC Slater, instead preferring to bang the biggest dweeb of the early '90s. And then broadcast her claim to fame to the world:
"Three steps inside the door and his tongue was down my throat. The forwardness of his kiss continued onto the bed, which was where he informed me that he was a 'tits man' and that mine 'were pretty nice.' And people say men can’t compliment a girl like they used to."
While she didn't spare any of the juicy, vomit-inducing tidbits of her romp at the Marriott, she made sure to include this hilarious part:
"The pillow talk consisted of 45 minutes of Diamond telling me about Adult Swim cartoons. He also showed me dozens of small plastic Halloween figurines he apparently collects."
