Young men looking to score their very own Mrs. Robinson need look no
more. The National Single Cougars Convention
will descend upon Silicon Valley August 24-30, for a week of mature
mingling.It's unlikely that the organizers realize just how successful the Cougars Convention will be. We predict that the production of computers in Silicon Valley will halt for a week, as every Microsoft employee—socially awkward and wildly lustful lads, all—will shack up at the event, abandoning motherboards for, well, mothers.
Any young woman wondering where the men have gone will have to dust off her fake ID, or make a new one: The female age minimum is 40.
