Marilyn Manson's contracted something that cannot be traced back to any former girlfriend, groupie or dirty bathroom stall.
"So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU,” Manson told Prefix Magazine. “I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”
My journalistic integrity will not allow me to stoop so low as to make the aforementioned porking reference but... you know we were all thinking it.
