Looks like the aged forces of Dame Edna and Michael Feinstein have punk’d us all. After days of cluttering in-boxes with emails taking pokes at one another’s competing All About Me Broadway shows this spring, they’ve “suddenly” decided to join forces (along with playwright Christopher Durang) for a single show sure to appeal to Broadway’s tastemakers. You know, the ones who never remember to turn their hearing aids down before a show and then keep you stuck in the aisle for 10 minutes while they’re trying to leave. Congratulations, you wily performers. You’ve already wasted my time, and I haven’t even sat through your show yet!

Photo by Greg Gorman.