While we're stuck with shows about boring old Helen Keller, the people of London are basking in the warm news that their Royal Opera House plans to mount a production of Anna Nicole, an opera based—duh—on the life of superstar Anna Nicole Smith. We implore any New York-based opera company reading to get the wheels in motion to bring this sure-to-be-amazing production to our shores. New York, after all, deserves its pig snop.