Anyone who wants to kick a caffeine addiction should have been at the Starbucks at First Avenue and E. 85th yesterday, when a man fell to his death from his apartment 18 floors up and landed next to some Upper East Siders having coffee.

The Post reports that the patrons weren’t thrilled, obviously. “It was a like big bang. He almost fell on top of me," one customer said. "Everybody started yelling and screaming to get out of the way. I literally had blood on me. I feel lucky he didn't fall on top of me.” Kinda insensitive (not that we can judge anyone on the basis of insensitivity.)

UES Starbucks devotees can rest easy: there are still 254 other Starbucks in Manhattan that, we assume, serve coffee without a side of blood splatter.