If you’re not even a little
excited about the Heathers
musical, based on the iconic 1989 movie, then you clearly ate a brain tumor for
breakfast. Everyone’s favorite croquet-playing, scrunchie-wearing, suicidal,
high-haired teen queens are coming back for a second turn in the spotlight
thanks to writers Larry O’Keefe and Kevin Murphy—except this with songs titled
everything from “My Dead Gay Son” to “Freeze Your Brain.” We caught up with
O’Keefe over the phone during rehearsals for the three-performance only concert
presentation at Joe’s Pub.
Why do you think a 20-year-old
movie about high school is still a cultural touchstone?
High school is still scary.
It will always be scary. It will always be the place where people who have just
hit adolescence are desperately trying to mask their emotions and protect
themselves in this lifeboat crammed with people their own age, and tempted to
push people out of the lifeboat. We all have the feeling like I want to kill
someone, I want to find a hero to save me, to protect us, to redeem me, redeem
our entire community. We have a tendency to place our faith in someone who
should have known was destined to betray us. If you don’t like the way your school
or your community is being run, you can’t just complain into your diary, like
Veronica does in the beginning. You have to stand up, be shot at, and take
control. And in so doing, you have to be sure you don’t become Heather
yourself. It’s very easy to become what you behold and start giving back the
anger and hatred you get.
What drew you to
musicalizing Heathers in
the first place?
I like songs about life and
death because I’m lazy [laughs],
and it’s easier to sing songs about life and death. It’s also about power,
about our own culture right now, about how we have to find a way to be
optimistic, to find a way to be good to each other. Also, the depth of the
emotions. Everyone has a crossroads, and you can sing about that. For these
characters, this is life and death for them. People are dying around them,
there’s terrible things they don’t understand.
Are you worried at all
about audiences being pissed that you’ve fucked with a classic?
My hunch is that anyone who
would actually get indignant over someone changing one or two of the trappings
of the movie is a very angry person [laughs]. We’re not changing the point of view of the movie
or how terrifying it is to be in high school and how your emotions can do a 180
from ecstatic to terrified. It would have been very easy making this an
exercise in nihilism or bitchiness or camp. But these characters are in dire
straits. So I thought we could get mileage out of it if we took their lives
seriously. [Also] remember Martha Dumptruck? In our version, we kind of folded
the character of Betty [Veronica’s sweet ex best friend] into her. And she’s
hopelessly in love with [football player and bully] Ram. So we decided our
backstory was Martha and Ram were boyfriend and girlfriend in kindergarten. But
she never stopped loving him. So after he’s dead, she sings “Kindergarten
Boyfriend” about how she would rather live in the afterlife and be with him
than live without him.
Tell us about some of
the other songs.
We have two new songs that
we’ve added since the L.A. version. In the stage version, we start earlier and
Veronica is unpopular and abused and neglected, and by the end of the opening
number, “Beautiful,” she has been taken in by the Heathers and turned into
someone beautiful and popular. And the very next song is called “Candy Store,” which details the fine print. The era is interesting, musically, but I’m not doing an ’80s-tune show,
like The Wedding Singer (which I
think was underappreciated). The music does have bubblegum, but it’s also
fascist bubblegum from the Heathers.
Heathers,
Sept. 13 & 14, Joe’s
Pub, 425 Lafayette St. (betw. Astor Pl. & E. 4th St.), 212-967-7555,
www.joespub.com; Sept. 13, 7 & 9:30, Sept. 14, 11, $20.