Forgotten Bag Causes Subway Circus

Yesterday, a Brooklyn [subway station was evacuated] after an unattended suitcase was sighted. Luckily, the suspicious package wound up being exactly what it seemed—a suitcase stuffed with clothes. Nevertheless, the bomb squad was called in for a thorough investigation of the yellow luggage. Finding nothing more than dirty laundry, service resumed fairly quickly. Remember folks, one can never be too safe—even if it means searching every single mustached character or recording public toilet activities.