Keith & Theodora Richards Agree, Men Aren't Role Model Material

Keith Richards has admitted to a lot of f*@$ed up shit in his life, but this last one’s a doozy. Today, he came out of the not-so proverbial [I-snorted-my-father] closet. The 63-year-old Rolling Stone has confessed to [British music magazine NME](http://www.nme.com/), "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father." Luckily, the patriarch was already cremated when Richards got an irresistible craving to inhale his ashes along with a bit of coke. He claims his pops wouldn’t have minded, and we almost believe that’s true. Richards also told the magazine that others shouldn’t emulate him—we hope readers figured that out earlier in the article.

Meanwhile, Keith’s daughter, Theodora Richards, visited designer [Apollo Braun’s store on Orchard Street] here in the city today. She was said to be “super friendly” while picking out a red T-shirt bearing the words, You can’t trust men. Period. And no wonder she was drawn to such an item, sons who snort their fathers' ashes usually aren’t upright kinda guys. Before leaving, the “aspiring model” was asked to sign her autograph on the wall, which is now emblazoned with, “Runnin wild, Theodora.” When asked why she left out the recognizable surname, she explained, “I prefer to only be Theodora.” We bet.