Cartoon Network = Porn


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Nothing like a bizarre story of cartoons and sex to start your morning off right. It seems a Queens man has been arrested for selling costumes of popular cartoon characters to be used for [kinky bedroom fun]. But wait, itís not the uneasy mix of animation and beastiality thatís illegalóitís that the costumes are [shoddy knock offs](http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/501160p-422569c.html) of the real thing. Julio Quevedo, 43, is now facing jail time for selling dozens of Barney, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine, the Tasmanian Devil and Scooby-Doo costumes at $250 a pop. Apparently, the authentic versions would be upwards of $1,000 each. Iím not sure whatís weirder: that Scooby-Dooís biggest fans find him attractive or that theyíre willing to pay $1,000 to sleep with the next best thing.





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