Cartoon Network = Porn
Nothing like a bizarre story of cartoons and sex to start your morning off right. It seems a Queens man has been arrested for selling costumes of popular cartoon characters to be used for [kinky bedroom fun]. But wait, its not the uneasy mix of animation and beastiality thats illegalits that the costumes are [shoddy knock offs](http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/501160p-422569c.html) of the real thing. Julio Quevedo, 43, is now facing jail time for selling dozens of Barney, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine, the Tasmanian Devil and Scooby-Doo costumes at $250 a pop. Apparently, the authentic versions would be upwards of $1,000 each. Im not sure whats weirder: that Scooby-Doos biggest fans find him attractive or that theyre willing to pay $1,000 to sleep with the next best thing.