earlier today, an odd package arrived at our offices.

inside was a plush orange spray-painted cow named bruce, who brought news of a new upper west side eatery: the sunburnt calf, at 226 w. 79th st. (former home to indian restaurant bagicha). bruce thrashes about and plays music when a button on his hoof is pressed, but more importantly, he let us know that the sunburnt calf is opening april 1, with free eats and drinks from 4 to 10 p.m., according to the calf's website.