Giants Playing Dumbest Team Ever?
How unimaginably stupid are the New York Giants football opponents this weekend? The G-Men will [play the Miami Dolphins] in London on Sunday and Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowderone of the teams best players[didnt even know they spoke English](http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272616861.shtml) in London; he didnt know they spoke English in England. Heres him elaborating on that subject:
I couldnt find London on a map if they didnt have the names of the countries, he said. I swear to God. I dont know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. I know [Washington Redskins linebacker] London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. Thats the closest thing I know to London. Hes black, so Im sure hes not from London. Im sure that's a coincidental name.
It gets worst. First off, he has a college degree from the University of Florida. How is that even possible? Secondly, and this may shock some of you, but they actually do have black people in London. And not only do they have black people, but one of Crowders black teammates, Marvin Allen, is from London! Wow. When informed of this, heres what Crowder had to say:
Hes from London? he asked. I knew he was from over there because he talks funny. I was surprised [when we met] becauseI don't want to say he didnt look the part because thats a stereotypebut he didnt look the part. I heard him talk, and I thought he had a recorder and was just mouthing.
Seriously, you couldnt make this shit up.