Ruining Everyone's Fun, Easter Edition

[Consumer Reports] is urging everyone to play the role of narc this Easter and tell the government if and when you see a retailer selling Ferraro brand chocolate eggs. Popular everywhere, the eggs are banned by the FDA in the United States because, despite their deliciousness, they contain a toy in the middle, and kids could choke on that toy.

Ferraro has fully honored the ban, though importers still sneak them into the country and you can still find them on the shelves of many specialty stores. Like the one I know about.

But I'm not telling you. Narc.