And lock away the key

HOORAH!

THE CRACKDOWN on the city's real criminals continues! "Artist" James de la Vega, known for his "inspiring" and "poignant" and "lovely" sidewalk sketches is facing jail time for vandalism. Go, go, go, city government! How dare this man actually deface our pristine sidewalks. Furthermore, in defiance of the new Code to Moderate Artistic Expression, he hasn't even been licensed by the Bureau of Artistic Judgment and Certification. Pinkos and commies who would dare defend this monster can be found rallying their support on Weds., April 14, 3:30, 1651 Lexington Ave. (E. 104th St.).