Breaking News! If You Live In A Box

In case you haven’t noticed, [we’re having a really mild winter]. Shocking, I know. Experts say it’s just El Niño, not to worry. And we don’t. Here in New York City, cherry trees are blooming instead of snow falling, but most people are enjoying the warmer weather. Still, something about skating at Rockefeller Center and working up a sweat worthy of bikini season is just not right. Normal highs for the area are in the 30s. For the next few days, highs will be in the 50s and 60s. Worse, it’s the first winter without snow in November and December since 1877! My, my.

Photo courtesy of [Aimia on Flickr].