Damien Hirst in Chelsea
To say that each of Damien Hirst's high-priced works trumpet the same bellowing corporatist note is at once to be right and yet miss the point entirely. Never exactly a profound artist, Hirst's real genius always lay solidly at the business end of the artist/entrepreneur spectrum. Arguably the man most responsible for this decade's Young British Art phenomenon, Hirst organized, prodded, cajoled, provoked and shocked artists, curators, collectors, the press and finally the entire population of frumpy Britain into handing him and some of his closest Goldsmiths College art pals the keys to their easily outraged but undivided attention. As the scene turned global at mid-decade, Hirst laid off to Charles Saatchi and "Sensation" the mantle of keeper of the YBA flame. Stepping into artistic semiretirement by the age of 30 (eat your heart out Julian Schnabel), Hirst bought an expensive farm in England's posh south, made a music video for the pop band Blur, designed a few record covers, and built his own pretentious restaurant, called Pharmacy, a sort of All Star Cafe for London tourists, art groupies and lovers of watery drinks from the world over.
"I just wanted to find out where the boundaries were," Hirst coyly confessed to an unresponsive art journalist. "So far I've found there aren't any. I wanted to be stopped but nobody stopped me." A showman extraordinaire, Damien Hirst has time and again confused promotion with art-making, the exploitation of conceptual strategies with the fashioning of conceptual content. Never confused as fully or on such a scale as in this current exhibition, Hirst's incessantly hullabalooed, much-in-demand work has never before come so close to British critic Julian Stallabrass' problematic definition of Brit art, "High Art Lite": "an art that looks like but is not quite art, that acts as a substitute for art."
Allowing for the present philosophical conundrum that makes it impossible to distinguish, on the basis of artistic merit, Vermeers from rotting piles of meat, it can safely be said that, among other things, Damien Hirst's newest works fail miserably at evoking anything besides the brimming largesse that purchased their costly, gleaming parts. Unsurprisingly, a simple listing of materials goes a long way to describing the major pieces in the exhibition. One work, Love Lost (Large River Fish), according to the gallery literature consists of a "Vitrine tank and filtration unit, 1 couch, 1 trolley, 1 chair, surgical instruments, 1 computer, fish." Throw in the obvious, unnamed element, water, and you've got a perfect picture of Hirst's work, gimmicky and radical as the beefsteak Salvador Dali's will insists be placed atop a painting in his namesake museum in Figueres, Spain.
Monuments to massively egotistical, unreflective entertainment, other works in the exhibition, such as Concentrating on a Self Portrait as a Pharmacist?its stagy elements are "Vitrine, self-portrait of Damien, artist's easel, table, chair, bedside locker, tubes of paint, brushes, ashtray, cup, large mirror, rags, doctor's coat, easel"?provide faux surprises in the form of knowing winks from the artist's chummy genius: in this case, the lipstick traces on a mirror that read "I love you." The exhibition's title piece, a couple of Hirst's signature, minimalist-inspired vitrines housing two blowers and a mess of ping-pong balls, pack anything but a revelation inside the sculpture's glass and metal. A likeness of a speeded-up lottery bin, Theories, Models, Methods, Approaches, Assumptions, Results, and Findings marks the closest Hirst comes to finding actual subject matter for his witless art objects. His prize idea?life is a crapshoot?is a booby prize, a cliche so big it could easily fit inside the capacious frame of a Puppy sculpture.
Despite what the artist and slavish critics will tell you, Damien Hirst's art is not and has never been about "the big themes, Birth, Life, Death and Love," but about vastly smaller, fleeting, popular notions of success and entertainment value. After making art in England nearly as famous as national pastimes "the telly" and "the footie," Hirst, like scores of other British immigrants, now covets big-time American-style fame. Long suffering from what theater critic Kenneth Tynan called a "superiority complex," Hirst has upped the ante on his previous use of entertainment razzmatazz, raising it to gloriously excessive American levels. Invoking a long list of kamikaze-style self-advertisers from Liberace to Ted Turner, Damien Hirst has come in search of our love, our applause, but mostly our unreserved awe. Art's answer to Donald Trump, he'll just keep on building monuments until we all sit up and take notice.
"Damien Hirst: Theories, Models, Methods, Approaches, Assumptions, Results, and Findings," through Dec. 16, Gagosian Gallery, 555 W. 24th St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 741-1111.