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Best Adult Swim Cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Best Airline JetBlue

Best All-Night Slice Rosario's Pizza

Best Aloo Gobi Ghandi (6th St.)

Best Art Gallery Paul Rodgers 9W Gallery

Best Backyard Croxley Ales

Best Bar for Darts Grassroots Bar

Best Bar for Smoking Bluestone Bar and Grill

Best Bar for Sunday-Afternoon Drinking The Half King

Best Bento Box Yoko (7th Ave.)

Best Boy-Watching Soho

Best Girl-Watching Union Square

Best Breakfast for Carnivores McDonald's

Best Breakfast for Vegetarians Alma, Cobble Hill

Best Bronx Bar Yankee Stadium

Best Brooklyn Bar Magnetic Field

Best Queens Bar Bohemian Hall and Beer Garden

Best Newsstand Universal News & Cafe

Best Picnic Spot Prospect Park

Best Pint 288

Best Place to Flirt (gay) West Village

Best Place to Flirt (straight) Tekserve

Best Place to Kill Yourself NYU

Best Protest Group Code Pink

Best Protest Sign "Lesbians against boys invading anything"

Best Public Bathroom Barnes & Noble

Best Reason to Arrest Protestors Bike-riding

Best Reason to Hate Bloomberg Republican National

Convention

Best Reason to Hate Giuliani Exploiting 9/11

Best Reason to Hate Your Coworkers Won't sleep with you

Best Reason to Move to Staten Island Free ferry ride

Best Reason to Not Fuck an Olsen Twin Will snap their twiggly little hip bones (and variations therein)

Best Reason to Nuke Williamsburg Hipster remains could fertilize undernourished gardens (and variations therein)

Best Reason to Read New York Press It's free

Best Reason to Not Read New York Press Sex ads

Best Sex Toy Rabbit Pearl

Best Sex Toy Seller Toys in Babeland

Best Speech at the RNC Bush Twins

Best Spoken-Word Venue Nuyorican Poets Cafe

Best Spot to Dump a Body McDonald's bathroom/ dumpster/kitchen

Best Stationery Store Kate's Paperie

Best Subway Begging for an Anthrax Attack 1/9

Best Swimming Pool Sol Goldman Recreation Center and Pool

Best Tag Swoon

Best Trade by a Local Sports Team El Duque Returns

Best Travel Agent Travelocity

Best Use of Public Funds West Side River Walkway

Best Used Bike Shop Craigslist

Best Used Bookstore Housing Works Used Books Cafe

Best Venereal Disease Human Papillomavirus (runner-up: "Michael Musto")

Best Village Voice Staff Change Richard Goldstein (runner-up: "the next one")

Best Vitamin Shop Whole Foods Market

Best Walking Tour Janet Cardiff's Her Long Black Hair

Best Weekly Party Mad Clams at the Hole

Best Yoga Class Laughing Lotus

Best Celebrity Scandal Olsen Twin on Coke/Olsen Twin Eating Disorder

Best Central Park Spot (That's Not the Ramble) for Doin' It Row Boat

Best Cheap Furniture The sidewalk

Best Cheap Jazz Lenox Lounge

Best Daily Newspaper New York Times

Best Dance Company Stephen Petronio Dance Company

Best Dance Club Where People from New Jersey Don't Ruin Things Marquee

Best Dance Party (gay) Beige at Bowery Bar

Best Dance Party (straight) Negroclash at APT

Best Delivery Service Fresh Direct

Best Dive to Replace Village Idiot Peter McManus

Best Dominatrix Mistress Kassandra

Best Doorman Tribeca Grand Hotel

Best Drug Addiction Weed

Best Drug Scandal Macaulay Culkin

Best Emergency Room St. Vincent's Hospital

Best Falafel Mamouns Falafel

Best Gay Porn Shop TLA Video

Best Straight Porn Shop Toys in Babeland

Best Greenmarket Union Square

Best Headshop Flea market next to Tower Records

Best Hot Dogs Crif Dogs

Best Ice Cream Cone Emack & Bolio

Best Internet Cafe Web2Zone

Best Jukebox Pink Pony

Best Late-Night Bar Food 7A

Best Local DJ Bobbito

Best Local Emo Band Lycon Pictus

Best Local Film Director Jim Jarmusch

Best Local Hiphop Act Talib Kweli

Best Local Poet Celena Glenn

Best New Face in Local Politics Michael Badnarik

Best Movie Theater Angelika

Best Muffins Café Doma

Best New Trend in Crime Identity Theft

Best New York City Blog Gothamist