Jesus Told Me To
Jesus Christs résumé continues to get better and better. First, he walked on water. Next, he rose from the dead. Then, last week, [he made a man confess] to a murder he committed in the East Village several years ago, after seemingly getting away with the crime. Michael Mohr, 51, who recently had a religious conversion when Jesus told him to do the right thing, admitted to strangling a homeless woman in 2004 after having an argument with her. The details in the confession correlated with the cold case of Myrna Gonzales, 45, whose [body was found three years ago](http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9806E0D61630F93AA35755C0A9629C8B63) in a large steamer trunk in a vacant lot at East 13th Street and Third Avenue. Wow, that Jesus guy is some kind of wonderful.
Photo from [The New York Nerd]