PERFORMANCE ART HOUSE OF PERNOD Funk, poetry, theater & chaos ...

Funk, poetry, theater & chaos reign in Rick Pernod's latest venture; Rose's Turn, 55 Grove St. (7th Ave.), 366-5438; Weds. at 8:30, $5.

JAZZ HOUSEWIFE

Nancy Lombardo leads a fast paced tour through her mind, literally; Here, 145 6th Ave (betw. Broom & Spring Sts.), 647-0202; Thurs. at 7, call for price [through 5/18].

SPIN CYCLE: THE GAME

Improved mix of coffee hour & kidnapping; DUMBA, 57 Jay St. (York. St.), Bklyn., 646-319-5829; Fri. at 8, Sat. at 2 & 8, $5.

STOMP

British percussion performance troupe; Orpheum Theater, 126 2nd Ave. (betw. 7th & 8th Sts.), 477-2477; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10:30, Sun. at 7, mat. Sun. at 3, $24.50-$49.50.