PERFORMANCE ART I, RASPUTEN Bogus history, live painting, wiseguy pronouncements, & dancing ...

Bogus history, live painting, wiseguy pronouncements, & dancing girls come together in Dura Mater's new show; P.S. 122, 150 1st Ave. (9th St.), 212-477-5288; Thurs.-Sun. at 7:30, $15 [through 6/11].

STOMP

British percussion performance troupe; Orpheum Theater, 126 2nd Ave. (betw. 7th & 8th Sts.), 212-477-2477; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10:30, Sun. at 7, mat. Sun. at 3, $24.50-$49.50.

TIMSLOFT

Film, theater, music, dance & all the beer you can drink makes for an opening party to be remembered; New York Performance Works, 128 Chamber's St. (W. B'way), 212-780-4738 Fri. & Sat. at 10:30, $10.