Playboy - In On The Miss USA Action?

Not to beat a dead horse, but there’s more news on the Miss USA front. According to [Page Six], Tara Conner, who’s now in rehab after being discovered partying at a NYC nightclub like an underage Tara Reid, is being [recruited by Playboy](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,241518,00.html). The Donald, who decided not to strip Conner of her title despite her lack of role model fiber, is said to be considering the offer. It makes my heart swell just thinking of all the little future playmates who’ll be inspired by Ms. Conner to booze it up and take it off that many years earlier. Personally, I can't wait to hear what Rosie O'Donnell has to say about this.