Pressed for Time: Cinco De Mayo Wrestling Party

May 5, Secret Project Robot, 128 River St. (at Metropolitan Ave.), Brooklyn, no phone; 8, Free.

It may seem strange to so ardently celebrate the victory of Mexican forces over the French at the battle of Puebla in 1852 by putting on Lucha Libre masks, wrestling and drinking Presidente and margaritas in a graffiti-covered Williamsburg warehouse. But, you’d be surprised to know, it is actually completely historically accurate.

Bottom Line: A raucous, sweaty South of the Border (vaguely) rumpus by well-known Brooklyn troublemakers.