Pressed for Time: Jeff Greenfield and Eliot Spitzer

May 2, 92nd Street Y, 1395 Lexington Ave. (at E. 92nd St.), 212-415-5500; 7:30, $27. Woo-hoo! It’s fucking Eliot Spitzer time. Making his comeback by slamming Cuomo and kibitzing with Greenfield, a CBS political analyst, Spitzer brings his heady intellect to the masses. Normally I would say this is going to be boring, but you never know with Spitzer, who keeps his socks on during sex and has the tendency, when he must, to be outrageous to court press. Bottom Line: Hear a bald man sound off on a range of issues. Then call your dad.