Pressed for Time: The Burning Bush Versus The Second Coming

April 3, Le Poisson Rouge, 158 Bleecker St. (betw. Sullivan & Thompson Sts.), 212-228-4854; 7, $20.

A true holy war, get it? Holes!!! Tonight’s burlesque showdown is a jihad with titty tassels, as shiksas and chosen girls burlesque battles between two of the three major monotheistic faiths. Among my favorites of the holy warriors is Tigger, a man stripper who does things in a thong one wouldn’t think possible. Other draws:The Schlep Sisters and Dirty Martini.

Bottom Line: What’s sweeter than charoset and will get you harder than week-old matzo? This show!