Pressed for Time: Vikram Pandit, An Address

April 28, Columbia University’s Low Memorial Library, 535 W. 116th St. (betw. Broadway & Amsterdam Ave.), 212-854-1754; 6, Free. Vikram Pandit, also known as Pandit the Bandit, is the president of Citibank. He’s a fat cat. He’s also a pretty smart guy who is remarkably forthright in acknowledging how he bent you over and fucked you real good and hard. Enjoy Pandit’s speech to Columbia’s School of International and Public Affairs students and enjoy, as well, the sure-to-come jeering. Bottom Line: Your one chance to ask why the fuck Citibank’s ATM fees are so high.