Sign Language

| 11 Nov 2014 | 02:12




    Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) You’ve heard people say, “When it rains, it pours,” but in your case the expression should be, “When it rains, it hurricanes.” You don’t do things halfway, do you? Why settle for just pissing off one person when you could anger or aggravate virtually everyone you know? Well, now the damage is done, and you might as well run with it. Having already vexed everyone can be incredibly freeing.There’ll be time for damage control and making amends next week. For now, enjoy the liberation of having already screwed up, and simply do what you want.You’re not likely to make things much worse, so just enjoy yourself. ------

    Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) When I go through a rough patch or have a bad day or week, I try to simplify a bit. Instead of focusing on my own problems or troubles, I just try to be kind and thoughtful towards those around me.The idea is that just by putting good stuff out there, I’ll not only feel better, but eventually—through oft circuitous and incredible ways—that kindness will circle back around and make my life a little better, too. Refrain from turning inward this week; there’s no point in dwelling on whatever’s going on. Instead, focus your attention and energy on what’s happening around you.You’ll forget your problems, and by the time you get back to focusing on them, you’ll find that they’re not as big as they were (or as you thought they were).


    Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Since you’re able to see the next few steps that must be taken, you might as well start preparing for them now. I’m surprised you haven’t yet. Perhaps it’s because you’d been hoping things might go differently.

    By now it should be obvious which way they’re headed. Pretending otherwise would diverge from optimism and delve into delusional. Face the reality you can clearly see.This is a good week to set yourself up to survive and thrive in the new situations you’re moving towards. I know you’re too thoughtful and careful not to. Don’t prove me wrong.


    Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Leave a little bitter in your coffee this week.You want to make sure you have something strong to prep your mouth for all the subtle and varied kinds of sweetness coming your way this week. If your palate is already sullied by a cheap over-sugared coffee flavor, you might miss some of them. That’d be a shame. If you’re able to detect and appreciate them, you’re going to be a lot more capable of manifesting them more often. Your life could be a much sweeter place than it is; make sure you’re in a position to notice and enjoy it. ------ Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Don’t be so quick to jump to negative conclusions this week.That elusive person may not be avoiding your calls; the culprit could be a lost phone, not your supposed lack of appeal. Lately you’ve been rushing to the most depressing assumptions.Why assume the worst, when in all probability the reality is nowhere close to that? I know where you’re coming from with this; you don’t want to get your hopes up and then be disappointed. But anticipating disaster only makes it more likely. Give everyone the benefit of the doubt whenever it seems like it may make your world a better place; it will.