Sign Language Astrology: 10.13.10-10.19.10
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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Sure, you could bake a traditional apple pie, but these particular guests would probably be more excited if, when they cut into that innocuous crust, they discovered bacon and pecans, or avocado and kiwisomething surprising and just as delicious, if not more so.Thinking outside the box isnt your specialty, I know; you generally prefer to be creative while coloring inside the lines. However, youre more than capable of it and could stand to do more of itso this week, practice. Its not often youll have an audience this appreciative of a little creative experimentation.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) When someone perpetrates evil, its hard not to wish them ill.Thats human nature. However, as much as they may deserve it, sometimes the bad shit that befalls them turns into even more evil going down later.The only way out of a spiraling mess of misery may be to take the high road, let go, and move on.That is, of course, an incredibly hard thing to do, especially for you occasionally bloodthirsty Scorpios. However, I guarantee that should you manage to actually do it, youll feel lighter and more free than you have in ages.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) The problem with porn and celebrities is that many people have trouble settling for someone who doesnt look like a porn or movie star. The truth is there arent enough of those goodlooking stars to go around, and most of them would rather date each other than lowly mortals like the guy or gal next door. Im not generally a fan of lowering your standardsunless those standards are so high that its extremely unlikely youll even meet such a person, let alone be in a situation to have them fall in love with you. Sure, you can hold out for the best in the world, but youre likely to be pretty lonely.Wont you at least consider going for the best of whats actually available, instead?
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Being picky is OK most of the time; you know what you want, so theres no point in wasting anyones time pretending youll be happy with anything else. However, it does occasionally limit you by failing to take into account your own (perhaps unconsciously) changing preferences and needs.What displeased you a year or decade ago might prove to be just the refreshing thing you need in your life now. However, since its in the No-No category, you might never get the chance to figure that out. Remember, exceptions to the rules are usually exceptionaland ultimately much better. Allow for them.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Aquarians with discipline are virtually unstoppable.The combination of your intelligence and creativity with real persistence and determination is a force to be reckoned with. Unfortunately, developing that deep discipline isnt necessarily easy for you. Obviously, its not something you can really produce overnight, either. It takes practice, and a humble willingness to try again when you fall short.This week may be one of those times when you must rise from a tumble, dust yourself off, and head back into the fray. Demonstrate that nothing will stop you from doing exactly thatespecially not your own self.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Lets say you use birth control consistently, but somehow a pregnancy occurs anyway. How do you react? Most Pisces I know would view this as a sign, and probably choose to go ahead and have this unplanned baby, regardless of how well or poorly it fit in with the rest of their lives. However, while I appreciate the way you imbue so many things with meaning, its important to remember that some things are just accidents, not messages indicating some higher, unseen design. Since the accident this week isnt a baby, and proceeding as planned doesnt involve anything so drastic as an abortion, at least consider doing that.
Aries (March 21-April 19) Sure, itd be easier and more economical to just leave your Halloween decorations up all yearbut hardly appropriate.The kind of laziness youre embracing, while less extreme (although perhaps no less comical), is definitely in the same category. Believe me, Im a champion procrastinator, but even I recognize that sometimes you just have to suck it up and get shit done.This, my dear, is one of those annoying times. Life is full of seemingly unnecessary work that, for one reason or another, has become necessary. Stop railing against it and just get it done.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Tolerating ignorance in acquaintances is one thing, but sometimes it falls on you to gently but firmly correct it in those closer to you.This is a thankless task; sometimes itll earn you scorn, resentment, or anger instead of thanks. However, please realize that you may be the only one whos in a position (or simply willing) to correct the situation. If you can do so without coming off like a snobbish prig, more power to you; however, if thats the only way to get the job done, suck it up and take on those unflattering labels.
Gemini (May 21-June 20) Saying no has never been your forte; however, its an essential skill, and you know you need to learn to decisively exercise it more often. Its hard, I know, especially when the requests you ought to refuse come from compelling, attractive people you want to impress. Just try to keep in mind that sticking to your guns might actually impress them more than bending to their will.This week should give you several excellent, no-brainer opportunities; dont let yourself be suckered, intimidated, charmed or tricked into passing them up and accidentally saying yes, or even maybe.The answer is no, and you know itso say it.
Cancer (June 21-July 22) I know parents whove tried everything to get their young children to be non-conformist, but, despite their best efforts, their little boys are obsessed with dinosaurs and their little girls want to dress like sparkly fairy princesses every single day. I think its important to present options, of course, and allow for multiple possibilities; however, nonconformity for its own sake is fairly pointless. Kids will like what theyll like, and their parents have to be OK with it, even if its the same boring things all the other kids like.You should give yourself permission to like what you like, too, even if its not what you think you should enjoy or its the same boring thing everyone else is into. I mean, reallywhy would you ever deny yourself that?
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) I have friends with whom I enjoy humorously combative banter, but this is sometimes misunderstood by people who dont know us well. We enjoy debate and sarcasm and actually have a blast hanging out, but have occasionally stressed acquaintances out with our constant bickering. We think its hilarious (in many years of being close weve never had a real fight), but recognize that around certain delicate folk its best to tone things down.You may need to do the same this week.This isnt about censoring yourself; its just about chilling out a little, for the sake of someone elses comfort. Its not too much to ask.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Life throws curveballs, notoriously and consistently.You could hold out for the perfect partner, and they could be crippled in a car accident the day after your wedding. Dismissing people because of imperfectionsespecially ones they cant helpis pretty foolish, especially if they were honest enough to reveal them unprompted.This isnt just about not being shallow (although it is about that, of course); its also about being realistic. Despite your practicality, when it comes to love you engage in some foolish illusions. This is one.This isnt about settling for an imbecile when you want a genius, but rather noticing that the genius you wanted didnt necessarily come in the package you were expecting.
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