STAGE WEDNESDAY 12/18 Cabaret "Ain’t We Got Fun? ...

| 16 Feb 2015 | 06:08

    Cabaret

    "Ain't We Got Fun? A Love Story About Finding Work" Elaine St. George pres. her ode to the horrible job market feat. love songs by Harold Arlen, George Gershwin, Arthur Schwartz & Charles Strouse; Don't Tell Mama, 343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-757-0788; 9:30, $10, free unemployed people & 2 drink min. [repeats Sat. at 6:30].

    Steve Ross Singer/pianist reinvents classics from Cole Porter, Irving Berlin, the Gershwins, Charles Trenet & Noel Coward; Stanhope Park Hyatt, 995 5th Ave. (betw. 80th & 81st Sts.), 212-650-4737; 8:30 & 10:30, $25-$35 [repeats Thurs.-Sat.].

    "So in Love: The Love Songs of Cole Porter" Andrea Marcovicci celebrates her 15th year at the Algonquin w/new show feat. hits "Why Can't You Behave?" & "Let's Not Talk About Love"; the Oak Room, Algonquin Hotel, 59 W. 44th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-944-3109; 9 [repeats Thurs. at 9, Fri. & Sat. at 9 & 11:30].

    Comedy

    Mitch Fatel He'll make you laugh w/him, even when you wanna laugh at him; Caroline's on Broadway, 1626 B'way (betw. 49th & 50th Sts.), 212-757-4100; 7, $18 & 2 drink min.

    Lisa Lampanelli Queen of Mean lashes out at Caroline's on Broadway, 1626 B'way (betw. 49th & 50th Sts.), 212-757-4100; 9:30, $17 & 2 drink min.

    Colin Quinn Stand-up w/Mitch Fatel, Robert Kelly, Godfrey & Sherrod Small at great comedy venue; Comedy Cellar, 117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480; 9 & 11, $10-$15 & 2 drink min. [repeats Thurs. & Sun. at 9 & 11, Fri. at 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m., Sat. at 7:30, 9:15, 11 & 12:45 a.m.].

    Reverend Jen's Anti-Slam Rev. Jen hosts open mic where comedians, sketch comics, musicians & freaks do their thang for six minutes; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-254-5277; 7:45 sign-up, $3.

    Sherrod Small Stand-up w/Steve Marshall, Steve Byrne, Carrie Karavas, Greg Vacarello & Jessica Kirson; Dangerfield's, 1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650; 8:45 to closing, $12.50-$20 [repeats Thurs. & Sun. 8:45 to closing, Fri. at 8:30 & 10:30, Sat. at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m.].

    Dance

    Alvin Ailey continues six-week season at City Center, 131 W. 55th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-581-1212 or www.alvinailey.org for complete sched. & prices [through 1/5].

    Eliot Feld's Ballet Tech in "Notcracker," a series of "family-friendly" ballets incl. Papillon & Aurora I; Joyce Theater, 175 8th Ave. (19th St.), 212-242-0800; call for times, $40 [through 12/29].

    Dance in Progress Emerging choreographers Daria Fain, Sam Kim, Judith Sanchez-Ruiz & Julie Tolentino show us their chops at the Kitchen, 512 W. 19th St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-255-5793; 8, $12 [repeats Thurs.].

    Annie Leibovitz Merce Cunningham Dance Co. & the kids at P.S. 234 perform "three special events" on the site of Leibovitz's "Rewarding Lives" photography exhibit; American Express Headquarters, 200 Vesey St. (Chambers St.), RSVP 212-255-8240; 7, $15 don., $5 child [repeats Thurs. & Fri.].

    Mark Morris' The Hard Nut at BAM Opera House, 30 Lafayette Ave. (Ashland Pl.), Ft. Greene, 718-636-4111; call for times, $25-$60 [through 12/22].

    New York City Ballet pres. a George Balanchine production of Tchaikovsky's well-loved The Nutcracker; the NY State Theater, 20 Lincoln Center, B'way (64th St.), 212-870-5570; call for times, $18-$90 [through 1/5].

    "Sugarfree" Venezuela company pres. "Oriental dance performance by Maqui, Kanari & Joanna" at the Puffin Room, 435 Broome St. (B'way), 212-343-2881; 6 [through 12/29].

    THURSDAY 12/19

    Cabaret

    "Magical Madness" Albert Cadabra, Adam Cardone & George Gorlick pres. ancient torture rituals, mind reading, voice throwing & "the blood & flames of hell" during vaudevillian magic show at Tagine, 537 9th Ave. (40th St.), 212-564-7292; 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min.

    "Shut Up and Sing" Duo, the Kourageous Kiplingers, brave the stage w/kazoos in mouth & ukulele in hand; Bindlestiff Palace of Variety, 125 W. 42nd St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 877-BINDLES; 8, $10.

    Comedy

    "Guaranteed Laughs or Your Money Back" Comedy trio Happy Hour takes physical comedy to whole new level?think extreme slapstick & Jackass humor; Chasama @135, 135 W. 42nd St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'way), 212-631-5819; 8, $15 [repeats Fri. & Sat. at 8, Sun. at 3].

    Jamie Kennedy See why his WB "Experiment" has proven successful, despite dying gruesomely in Scream; Caroline's on Broadway, 1626 B'way (betw. 49th & 50th Sts.), 212-757-4100; 8, $22-$26 & 2 drink min. [repeats Fri. & Sat. at 8 & 10:30, Sun. at 8].

    "Magic Brian's Barrel of Monkeys" Magic Brian hosts variety show feat. Corn Mo, Chris Rozzi, hula hooper Miss Saturn, guitar man Jim Shearer, finger puppets from Nick Jones & the voice?just the voice?of Mike Hagen; Rififi, 332 E. 11th St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 212-677-1027; 8, $7.

    Paul Mooney breaks down racial differences w/a comedian's finesse; Caroline's on Broadway, 1626 B'way (betw. 49th & 50th Sts.), 212-757-4100; 10, $22-$26 & 2 drink min. [repeats Fri. & Sat. at 12:30 a.m., Sun. at 10].

    FRIDAY 12/20

    Comedy

    American Vaudeville Theatre Trav S.D. emcees night of naughty humor feat. comedians the Haskell Brothers, Lewoncyk & Cartelli, plus song & dance man Danny Weizmann; the Bindlestiff Palace of Variety, 125 W. 42nd St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 8, $10 [repeats Sun. at 2 for G-rated crowd].

    "Bumlinger Presents" Hilarious one-acts from local talent incl. Mary Dana Abbott, John Bellomo, Tammy Dalton Brown, Brenda Cooney, Jason Dyer & Nolan Smith; the Producer's Club, 358 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 718-462-9316; 8, $20, $18 adv. [repeats Sat.].

    Dov Davidoff Stand-up w/Al Ducharme, Vanessa Hollingshead, Todd Barry & Stephanie Blum; Stand-Up New York, 236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850; 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $15 & 2 drink min. [repeats Sat.].

    Big Jay Oakerson emcees stand-up feat. Lisa Lampanelli, Tony Rock, Dan Naturman, Ross Bennett & Vinnie Brand; Comic Strip Live, 1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386; 8:30, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15 & $12 min.

    Dance

    "The African Nutcracker: A Harvest Sojourn" Fifth-annual Kwanzaa celebration courtesy of the Harlem School of the Arts; Aaron Davis Hall, City College, W. 135th St. (Convent Ave.), 212-926-4100; 7:30, $15, $12 st./s.c.

    Global Exchange Taiwan's Yin Mei Dance in Under the Elms & Italy's Elisabetta Vittoni in Silent Block; Danspace Project at St. Mark's Church, 131 E. 10th St. (2nd Ave.), 212-674-8194; 8:30, $12 [repeats Sat. & Sun.].

    SATURDAY 12/21

    Cabaret

    Cary Hoffman performs Frank Sinatra's "most celebrated 50s classics" w/an 11-piece orchestra?& listen, this guy sounds exactly like Frank; Carnegie Club, 156 W. 56th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-843-8073; 8 & 10, $30 & 2 drink min.

    Va Va Voom Room Miss Astrid hosts night of burlesque, vaudeville, strippers, magicians & clowns for Fez/Time Cafe, 380 Lafayette St. (Great Jones St.), 212-330-9349; 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.

    Comedy

    Holiday Overload Show Michael & Bricken serve up festive helping of stand-up w/Ed Helms, Jackie Kashian, Brett Duggan & Al Del Bene. Plus "special" poetry from Dan Allen, holiday sketches & songs from the 10:17 Comedy Troupe & music from the very Christmased Mike Birch Caucasian Experience?and, free giveaways & tickets from Off-Broadway's Debbie Does Dallas; Gershwin Hotel, 7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 212-932-3767; 10, $5.

    If We Were Men, We'd Be Famous Bitter women incl. Shecky Beagleman, Darcy Casteleiro, Nancy Giles, Gilda Konrad, Suzanne O'Neill & Janet Rosen vent their frustrations upstairs at Rose's Turn, 55 Grove St. (betw. 7th Ave. & Christopher St.), 212-366-5438; 8:45, $5 & 2 drink min.

    Kerry McNally emcees stand-up feat. Lenny Marcus, Moody McCarthy, John Bush, Ellen Cleghorn & Joe Vega; Comic Strip Live, 1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386; 6, 8, 10:15 & 12:30 a.m., $15 & $12 min.

    "Red Christmas" Rob Cacy & Erik Tanouye bring you a crime comedy feat. a disgraced Hawaiian ex-soldier & an angry Alaskan ex-cop on the trial of a killer & a Bing Crosby album; Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, 161 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-366-9176; 12 a.m., $7.

    SUNDAY 12/22

    Cabaret

    "Flotilla DeBarge Chanukah-Kwanzaa-Christmas Spectacular" Nubian Empress Flotilla gets interdenominational on your ass; Fez/Time Cafe, 380 Lafayette St. (Great Jones St.), 212-533-2680; 8, $12.

    "A Slice O' Minnelli" Singer/comedian Rick Skye & musical director Mark Hartman bring you a bold Liza & an Ode to Betty Ford?Ms. Minnelli would approve; Don't Tell Mama, 343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-757-0788; 9:30, $10 & 2 drink min.

    "The Sunday Night Revival" Reverend Vince Anderson & his love choir perform "dirty gospel" feat. audience favorites "Satan Hates Me" at Pianos, 158 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), www.reverendvince.com; 10 p.m.-2 a.m., free.

    Comedy

    Tom Soter's Sunday Night Improv See comedy legends mix with up & comers for night of improved skits, games & musical numbers; the Little Theater at the West Side YMCA, 5 W. 63rd St. (Central Park W.), 212-353-7716; 7, $10.

    Dance

    Moscow Ballet performs "The Great Russian Nutcracker" with 42 dancers & 450 costumes; Brooklyn Center for the Performing Arts at Brooklyn College, Campus Rd., Flatbush Ave. (Nostrand Ave.), 718-951-4500; 2, $30-$35.

    Monday 12/23

    Cabaret

    "The Wipe 'N Go Tour" Bravo's "The It Factor" alum PJ Mehaffey breaks away from the struggling artist pack w/performance piece feat. songs, stories, lots of paper towels & cohort Alex Bragg; Cornelia Street Cafe, 29 Cornelia St. (betw. 4th & Bleecker Sts.), 212-989-9319; 9, $10 & $6 min.

    Comedy

    Jim Norton Stand-up w/Greg Rogell, Al Ducharme, Steve Bryne, Nancy Redman & Billy Burr; Dangerfield's, 1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650; 8:45 to closing, $12.50 [repeats Tues.].

    Colin Quinn Stand-up w/Ellen Cleghorne, Robert Kelly, Godfrey & Tom Papa at great comedy venue; Comedy Cellar, 117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480; 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min. [repeats Tues.].

    THEATER

    Performance times follow the paper's publishing schedule. (Weds.-Tues.). Due to the holidays we recommend you call theater to verify schedule.

    IN PREVIEWS

    Hank Williams: Lost Highway Musical celebration of the wild life of a country music icon; Manhattan Ensemble Theater, 55 Mercer St. (betw. Broome & Grand Sts.), 212-925-1900; call for times, $40-$45 [opens 12/19].

    Vincent Musical depiction of the life of Van Gogh, who "overcame all obstacles in his path toward greatness." If you consider a one-eared, poverty-stricken suicide to be some sort of fantastic triumph, this is the story for you; Wings Theater, 154 Christopher St. (betw. Greenwich & Washington Sts.), 212-627-2961; Thurs.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 3:30, $19 [opens 1/6].

    RECENTLY OPENED

    Adult Entertainment Danny Aiello & Jeannie Berlin star in new Elaine May comedy about porn; Variety Arts Theatre, 110 3rd Ave. (betw. 13th & 14th Sts.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $25-$65.

    Almost Live from the Betty Ford Clinic Michael West's biting one-man show explores the bizarre mental landscapes of more than 20 celebrities; Douglas Fairbanks Theater, 432 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Thurs. at 8, $20.

    Bartenders Louis Mustillo characterizes six men who've made careers out of slinging drinks; John Houseman Theater, 450 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $45.

    Betty Rules Musical tracks life of female-fronted rock band; Zipper Theater, 336 W. 37th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds., Thurs. & Tues. at 8, Fri. & Sat. at 7 & 10, Sun. at 5, $29.90-$44.90.

    Blessing in Disguise From the director of Tony and Tina's Wedding comes a cross-dressilicious musical comedy, a show within a show "when it's every drag queen for herself"; Times Square Theatre, 675 8th Ave. (betw. 42nd & 43rd Sts.), 212-279-4200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sat. & Sun. at 5, $55, $20 st.

    Bliss Debut of Ben Bettenbender's tale of love, revenge & murder between a hit man, a woman & her husband; the Rattlestick Theater, 224 Waverly Pl. (betw. 11th & Perry Sts.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Sun. at 8, $37.50 [through 12/22].

    Boston Marriage Karen Kohlhaas directs David Mamet comedy, feat. Kate Burton & Martha Plympton, exploring class, sexuality & love in 19th-century New England; Martinson Hall, Joseph Papp Public Theater, 425 Lafayette St. (Astor Pl.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $45 [through 12/22].

    Burn This James Houghton directs Elisabeth Shue, Peter Sarsgaard, Ty Burrell & Dallas Roberts in a "turbulent and funny" play about four New Yorkers overcoming their "deepest fears and doubts" after an unexpected death; Union Sq. Theater, 100 E. 17th St. (Park Ave. S.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $30-$65.

    Cashetta's Magical Christmas Show Welcome to Cashetta's sparkling Holiday Extravaganza! Complete w/fake snow, flaming menorahs & floating decorations to chill your blood but warm your heart; Fez/Time Cafe, 380 Lafayette St. (Great Jones St.), 212-533-2680; Sun. at 10, $10 [through 12/29].

    Christmas with the Crawfords Satire in drag presented by Artfull Circle Theater feat. "not-so-traditional holiday songs"; Producer's Club, 358 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 8, Sun. at 7, $40 [through 12/31] .

    Class Mothers '68 Priscilla Lopez becomes a seductive divorcee, a Puerto Rican seamstress, a Holocaust survivor, a sculptor's wife, a yenta & a community theater director. The goal: produce a musical tribute to their children, about to graduate from high school; Theatre Row Complex, 410 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-279-4200; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3:30, $45 [through 2/9].

    Coming and Going Damen Scranton (Chocolate in Heat) directs modern epic inspired by True West; the Independent Theater, 52 W. 8th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Sat. at 8, $15 [through 12/21].

    Consummate Happiness The Glass Menagerie's Wingfield family returns, though their long-neglected & frantic sexual drives are now focused on a hapless dinner guest; the Mint Theater, 311 W. 43rd St., 5th fl. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 7, $20, $16 adv. [through 12/22].

    Crowns New "gospel musical" based on book Crowns: Portraits of Black Women in Church Hats at Second Stage Theater, 307 W. 43rd St. (8th Ave.), 212-246-4422; call for times & prices [through 1/5].

    Dance of the Vampires Michael Crawford stars as 19th-century vampire Count Von Krolock in musical adaptation of Roman Polanski's The Fearless Vampire Killers; Minskoff Theatre, 200 W. 45th St. (B'way), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $25-$95.

    Dangerous Liaisons Adaptation of classic tale of conquest & indirect revenge, this time stripped of period cues & presented more as a pure, timeless story; Abingdon Theater, 432 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-473-1239; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $15 [through 12/21].

    Debbie Does Dallas Cumming-of-age story based on film of same name feat. original music & new cheers?but the girls keep their clothes on. Hilariously funny & still slightly crude; Jane Street Theatre, 113 Jane St. (betw. Washington St. & 10th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds., Thurs. & Mon. at 8, Fri. at 8 & 10:30, Sat. at 7 & 10, Sun. at 5 & 8, $30-$45, $25 st.

    Democracy in Islam Modern-day Muslim Pakistani-American family faces suspicion in their adopted country & a backwards social system in their homeland; Theater for the New City, 155 1st Ave. (10th St.), 212-254-1109; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $10 [through 12/29].

    The Exonerated Bob Balaban directs Jessica Blank & Erik Jensen's controversial drama based on interviews w/falsely imprisoned death row inmates found innocent & freed; 45 Bleecker St. (Lafayette St.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 9, Sun. at 3 & 7, $55.

    Flower Drum Song Story based on novel by C.Y. Lee about Chinese woman who moves to San Francisco; Virginia Theater, 245 W. 52nd St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $65-$95.

    Gone Home A young writer returns home, trying to reconstruct his childhood & make sense of his adult life; City Center, 131 W. 55th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-581-1212; Weds.-Sun. & Tues. at 7:30, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $45, $20 st. [through 1/26].

    Hairspray Musical based on John Waters' film about plump girl's attempts to racially integrate teen dance show; Neil Simon Theater, 250 W. 52nd St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $60-$100.

    Holiday Punch The splenetic Drag Queen Jackie Beat returns like a Christmas plague to vent her thoughts on this, the most festive time of year. Merchandise will be on sale for those like-minded holiday procrastinators; Fez/Time Cafe, 380 Lafayette St. (Great Jones St.), 212-462-9077; Fri. at 10, Sat. at 8, $18 [through 12/21].

    Hollywood Arms Moving comedy written by Carol Burnett & daughter Carrie Hamilton, based on Burnett's 1986 memoirs; Cort Theatre, 138 W. 48th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $20-$80.

    La Cantata dei Pastori (The Shepherd's Cantata) Christmas show presented by Southern Italian co., I Giullari di Piazza at St. John the Divine, 1047 Amsterdam Ave. (112th St.), 212-877-3399; Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $20, $15 st./s.c. [through 12/22].

    It's a Wonderful (One Man Show) Life! Jason Grossman interprets Frank Capra's classic film; Actor's Playground, 412 8th Ave. (betw. 30th & 31st Sts.), 212-206-1515; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $15, $12 st./s.c./child. [through 12/22].

    It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder Kurt Kleinmann's mystery comedy, just in time for the holidays; DR2 Theater, 103 E. 15th St. (betw. Park Ave. S. & Irving Pl.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $45 [through 1/4].

    La Boheme Baz Luhrmann's (Moulin Rouge, Strictly Ballroom) re-imagining of Puccini's opera w/English supertitles; Broadway Theatre, 1681 B'way (betw. 52nd & 53rd Sts.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 2, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $20-$95.

    A Late Supper Family drama inspired by Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?; Maverick Theater, 307 W. 26th St. (8th Ave.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35 [through 12/22].

    Little Ham Musical love story based on Langston Hughes play set during 1930s Harlem Renaissance; John Houseman Theater, 450 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $65.

    Locos de Contento (Happily Mad) Argentinean couple prepare for emigration & a better life in faraway Japan. While the wife surrounds herself w/all things Japanese, the husband, along w/Argentina, slips into depression; Gramercy Arts Theater, 138 E. 27th St. (betw. Lexington & 3rd Aves.), 212-889-2850; call for times, $25-$40 [through 1/30].

    Love, Janis Homage to the first lady of rock incorporates 19 of her songs & all of her hits; the Village Theater, 158 Bleecker St. (betw. Sullivan & Thompson Sts.), 212-307-4100; call for times, $45-$100.

    Masha No Home A 17-year-old second generation Korean-American realizes her mother's legacy comes w/an ethical dilemma; Ensemble Studio Theater, 549 W. 52nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15 [through 12/22].

    Medea Euripedes' classic tale of a woman's unrelenting & terrible revenge on her husband; Brooks Atkinson Theater, 256 W. 47th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sat. at 2, $60-$80 [through 2/22].

    My Doris Day A heartfelt & musical look at the life of Doris von Kappelhoff, aka Doris Day, made w/the support of the lady herself; Don't Tell Mama, 343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 800-887-6639; Sat. at 7:30, $20 [through 12/29].

    A Naked Date More bittersweet shenanigans taken from the high-stakes New York dating scene; Producer's Club, 358 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-206-1515; call for times, $20, $16 st./s.c. [through 12/21].

    The Neal Medlyn Special Each week, Mr. Lower East Side Pageant runner-up & downtown socialite Neal Medlyn entertains the shit out of you, then thrusts a different performer onstage. The Dec. 21 show feat. Farris Craddock; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St., 2nd fl. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-673-4182; Sat. at 12 a.m., $8 [through 12/21].

    Nobody Knows I'm a Dog The anonymity of the Internet lets six characters lose themselves in wishful personas & fictional lives, until reality returns w/a vengeance; Red Room, 85 E. 4th St., 3rd fl. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-457-5498; Sun. at 8, $12-$15.

    None of It: More of Less Hudson's Bay, Again Naked & high, two twins on a dogsled chase Utopia across the arctic tundra; P.S. 122, 150 1st Ave. (9th St.), 212-477-5288; Weds.-Sun. at 7:30, $15 [through 12/22].

    Not Fool the Sun or Fester 'n Sexx at the National Zipper Company It's 1964, gay sex is illegal, recording it on film is VERY illegal, and the sunlight is fading as seven filmmakers frantically race to complete their latest cinematic endeavor; Pelican Theater, 750 8th Ave., 6th fl. (betw. 46th & 47th Sts.), 718-263-3820; Weds. & Thurs. at 8, $10 [through 12/19].

    The Prince and the Pauper Mark Twain's novel about a man & his doppelganger set to music; Lamb's Theater, 130 W. 44th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-239-6200; call for times, $40-$65 [through 1/31].

    A Pure Gospel Christmas Some of New York's best gospel singers are gathered & teamed w/a five-piece band, performing traditional religious fare as well as Christmas favorites; John Houseman Theater, 450 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Thurs., Fri., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 2 & 8, Sun. at 3 & 7, $20-$40 [through 12/29].

    Rapt An endless cycle of personal & corporate selfishness set in a multinational organization; 45 Bleecker, 45 Bleecker St. (Lafayette St.), 212-307-4100; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $15 [through 12/21].

    Repertorio Español continues 35th season w/best of Latin theater incl. Carmen Rivera's Yerma; Gramercy Arts Theater, 138 E. 27th St. (betw. Lexington & 3rd Aves.), 212-889-2850; call for times, $25-$40.

    Say Goodnight Gracie Frank Gorshin plays George Burns, taking you on a guided tour of the famed performer's life, incl. his unlikely marriage to Gracie Allen (the words "Together Again" are engraved on she & George's stone at the cemetery in which they are buried); Helen Hayes Theatre, 240 W. 44th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $65-$70.

    Sheehutt and I: Words Said Over a Man at His Wake Poor Sheehutt, born into the Great Depression, maturing just in time for WWII. Comedic stories & pained memories of the South are recounted in this solo performance at Provenzano Lanza Funeral Home, 43 2nd Ave. (2nd St.), 212-316-9518; Fri. & Sat. at 6:30, $25, $12 st./s.c. [through 12/21].

    A Soldier's Death New drama by Tom O'Neil (Jack Kerouac: Last Call) documenting what title suggests; 13th St. Rep, 50 W. 13th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-675-6677; Thurs.-Sat. at 7, $15, $10 st. [through 1/11].

    Supper's Ready Hilarity ensues when oddball cast of characters reunite for a family reunion; Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 212-647-0202; Thurs.-Sat. at 10:30, $15 [through 1/11].

    Tempest Shakespeare's terrifying romantic comedy onstage at Pearl Theater, 80 St. Marks Pl. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 212-598-9802; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, Tues. at 7, mats. Weds., Sat. & Sun. at 2, $30-$40 [through 1/26].

    The Three Sisters David Mamet's minimalist modernization of Chekhov; 78th St. Theater Lab, 236 W. 78th St. (betw. B'way & Amsterdam Ave.), 212-946-1448; Thurs. & Fri. at 8, $15 [through 12/20].

    "Today I am Feeling a Little Bit Less Cynical"/"Just Like a Man" Two performance pieces by Fernand Maneca. The first explores several lives as they interact & intertwine in a single morning commute. The second uses video interviews to connect a range of male stereotypes; HERE, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 212-647-0202; Thurs.-Sun. at 8:30, $15-$18 [through 12/22].

    Tuesdays with Morrie David Esbjornson directs Mitch Albom's touching autobiographical tale feat. Alvin Epstein as Morrie & Jon Tenney as Mitch; Minetta Lane Theater, 18 Minetta La. (6th Ave.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $45-$65.

    Unreal City Real-life autobiographical stories from The New York Times' "Lives" column are adapted into a single tale of the strangeness & beauty; Chelsea Playhouse, 125 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $15, $12 adv. [through 12/21].

    Vulvis Presley If Elvis had been born a woman, would things have been all that different? Calmer? Perhaps a little gentler? Most likely no, as this new play demonstrates; W.O.W. Cafe, 59 E. 4th St. (betw. Bowery & 2nd Ave.), 212-330-6868; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $10 [through 12/28].

    The Water Coolers Thomas Michael Allen's musical comedy laughs at corporate America & what it takes to make it there; Dillon's, 245 W. 54th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 8 & 10:30, Sun. at 3 & 7, $65.

    What I Like About Breasts Catharine Dill directs performance inspired by surrealist drama, The Breast of Tiresius; Williamsburg Art Nexus, 205 N. 7th St. (betw. Driggs Ave. & Robeling St.) 718-599-7570; Thurs.-Sun. at 8, $15 [through 12/22].

    Yentl Robert Kalfin directs this first-ever Yiddish-language adaptation of folktale about rabbi's daughter who dresses as man to study at Yeshiva (go, Babs!); 344 W. 36th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-213-2120; Weds., Thurs. & Tues. at 7, Sat. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sun. at 2 & 5:30, $45 [through 12/29].