Thank You, Really

A SPECIAL THANKS to our neighbors at the Board of Education. All day long, you take the elevator to shuttle your fat asses between the seventh and eighth floors. Back and forth, up and down-all day long. You'd think with all the money coming in from that Snapple deal you could pay one of your phys. ed. teachers a little overtime to explain how to use the, umm, what do they call those things? Stairs?