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WEDNESDAY 6/18
Cabaret
The Lounge-O-Leers Ricky Ritzel & Aaron Morishita update the lounge act w/classics incl. "Stairway to Heaven" & cheesy renditions of Eminem hits; Hannah's Lava Lounge, 923 8th Ave. (betw. 54th & 55th Sts.), 212-974-9087; 5, free [repeats Thurs.].
Norman's Big Night Out Norman Gosney ups the ante for fabulous w/song, dance, comedy & vaudeville; Show, 135 W. 41st St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'way), 212-278-0988; 10:30, $25.
Open Stage Jamie Stellini hosts night where anyone can overtake mics & amps to brandish poetry, comedy & music?it ain't called "open" for nothin'; Infra-Red Lounge, 210 Rivington St. (betw. Pitt & Ridge Sts.), 212-254-5043; 8, free.
Comedy
Cha Cha Cha All-Latino lineup celebrates the clubs 15th anniversary; Boston Comedy Club, 82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson & Sullivan Sts.), res. req. 212-477-1000; 9, $15.
Dance
ABT ABT's second repertory work of the spring season feat. Lar Lubovitch's "Artemis," inspired by the Greek mythology's goddess of the hunt, & Frederick Ashton's "The Dream," set to music by Felix Mendelssohn?also Tchaikovsky classic, Swan Lake, staged by Kevin McKenzie ; Metropolitan Opera House at Lincoln Center, B'way (65th St.), 212-362-6000; 2 & 8, $30-$100 [repeats Thurs.-Fri., Mon & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 2 & 8 , through 6/28].
Barefoot Dancing Kick off your shoes & dance outdoors to Ukrainian folk melodies with Cheres (named after the Carpathian shepherd belt), who performs on strings, woodwinds, & accordion; Wave Hill, 675 W. 252nd St. (Independence Ave.), Bronx, 718-549-3200; 7, $4, $2 st./s.c.
New York City Ballet Co. pres. enchanting two-act ballet from 1962, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"?choreographed by founder, George Balanchine?plus new ballet from 2002/2003's season, "Thou Swell", makes a return, performed with on-stage jazz trio & two singers; NY State Theater, 20 Lincoln Center, B'way (64th St.), 212-870-5570; 8 [repeats Thurs.-Fri. at 8, Sat. at 2 & 8, Sun. at 3, Tues. at 7:30, through 6/29].
"Offering" Versions of Eiko & Koma's spiritually regenerating work have been preformed in Estonia, Lithuania, & Poland, now they've returned to heal us; St. Mark's Church, 131 E. 10th St. (2nd Ave.), 212-674-0910; 8:30, free [repeats Thurs.-Sun.].
THURSDAY 6/19
Cabaret
Fisherman's Famous Burlesque Live band w/xylophonic orchestra pres. Dirty Martini & Harvest Moon for a sassy good time; the Marquee, 356 Bowery (betw. Great Jones & E. 4th Sts.), 212-475-1975; 10, $8.
Magical Madness Cadabra, Cardone & Gorlick perform weird rituals & the "warlock test," plus tricks such as voice-throwing & mind-reading; Tagine Dining Gallery, 537 9th Ave. (40th St.), 212-564-7292; 8, $10.
Maison du Chic 'Retrofuturistic cabaret' in the house! Showcasing the first half of its first season of great electronic bands incl. the Scissor Sisters & burlesque 'starlets' BOB & Lady Ace; Galapagos, 70 N. 6th St. (betw. Wythe & Kent Aves.), 718-782-5188; 9:30, free.
Hanna Uzielly Don sharp duds & be prepared to salute Ms. Uzielly's?who began her acting/singing career in the Unit of the Israeli Armed Forces?'songs & comedy from around the world'; Miss Elle's, 226 W. 79th St. (betw. B'way & Amsterdam Ave.), 212-864-1829; 9, $10.
Comedy
The Comics Roundtable Weekly gigglefest from Paul Wagner's stand-up army; Gershwin Hotel, 7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 212-545-8000; 8:30, free.
Robert Schimmel This comedian wants to know if you can handle the truth, go tell him what's what; Caroline's Comedy Club, 1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100; 8, $24.50-$30 [repeats Fri., Sun. 8 & 10:30; Sat. 8].
Dance
"Beyond the Bones" Choreographer Kun-Yang Lin's work set to music from around the world & feat. mood for transcending consciousness; Dixon Place, 258 Bowery St., 2nd fl. (betw. Houston & Prince Sts.), 212-219-0736; 8, $15 [repeats Fri.-Sun.].
FRIDAY 6/20
Cabaret
Barb Jungr: Sings Bob Dylan and Jacques Brel Famous cabaret star from Britain charms w/her sultry alto voice as she pairs two unlikely musical genres; Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette St. (betw. E. 4th St. & Astor Pl.), 212-539-8778; 7:30, $25 [repeats Sat.].
"The Donkey Show" Running since '99, this disco show set in Club Oberon proves just how adaptable the Bard is; El Flamingo, 547 W. 21st St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-243-2121; 9, $35-$45 [repeats Sat. 8 & 10:30].
Over the Rainbow: Music to the Lyrics of E.Y. Harburg Performed by William Bolcom, Joan Morris & Max Morath, produced by the White Barn Theatre; Lucille Lortel Theatre, 121 Christopher St. (betw. Hudson & Bleecker Sts.), 212-239-6200; 8, $30-$35 [repeats Sat. 2 & 8; Sun. 3 & 7].
TransAtlantic Fly the friendly skies w/stewardess Pam Ann in this psychotic show; the Marquee, 356 Bowery (betw. Great Jones & E. 4th Sts.), 212-802-7381; 10, $12 [repeats Sat.].
Comedy
A Tree Grows in Elephant Larry Sketch comedy troupe Elephant Larry performs a 'callous & devious' but funny version of the famous novel; the Red Room, 85 E. 4th St., 3rd fl. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-206-1515; 8, $7, $5 st. [repeats Sat.].
The Big Gay Comedy Show What's large, hilarious & oh so happy? Hosts Kate Rigg & Deidre Sullivan introduce the biggest gay comedians around; Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette St. (betw. E. 4th St. & Astor Pl.), 212-539-8778; 9:30, $18.
New Talent Showcase Joanna Briley hosts crazy comics who want to make you laugh; NY Comedy Club, 241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-696-5233; 7, $10 & 2 drink min.
Shang Apparently this how is so funny they're worried the government wants to shut them down. Like the government has nothing better to do...uh oh, better see it now; Caroline's Comedy Club, 1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100; 12:30 a.m., $22.50 & 2 drink min [Sat. & Sun. 10].
Dance
Christopher Caines Dance Co. Caines?known for his talent on several artist fronts & dubbed the "modern renaissance man"?choreographs three elegant, classically inspired dances: "Italian Suite," "Snow," & "Songs of the Sea" feat. live music; Merce Cunningham Studio, 55 Bethune St. (Washington St.), 718-482-3512; 9, $20, $17 st./s.c [repeats Sat. & Sun.].
"A Dancer And Her Dances" National recognized soloist/choreographer Andrea Del Conte brings you the vibrant art of Spanish Flamenco dancing, in both traditional & contemporary forms; Lotus Fine Arts Center, 109 W. 27th St., 8th fl. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-627-1076; 8, $20 [repeats Fri. & Sat. at 8 & Sun. at 3].
SATURDAY 6/21
Cabaret
Glorya Wholesome's Living Legends! Special guest the Incomparable Iggy appears as Boy George & Nina Hagen?bring balloons!; Now Bar, 22 7th Ave. S. (Leroy St.), 212-293-0323; 10, $15-$20.
Cary Hoffman performs Sinatra classics w/the Stan Rubin Orchestra...and listen, this guy sounds exactly like Frank; Carnegie Club, 156 West 56th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-957-9676; 8 & 10, $30 & 2 drink min.
The Sexy Man Show Male revue produced by women, for women, feat. drag host, comedy & hunky dancers?www.thesexymanshow.com; Discotheque, 17 W. 19th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-352-9999, info 212-807-6795; 7:30, $25-$30.
The Tommy Koenig Show This show is moving up in the world, literally, after two dazzling years downton, Tommy is movin' on up & he's bringing some of NY's top comics; Dillons Restaurant & Bar, 245 W. 54th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), RSVP 212-307-9797; 10, $10 & $10 food/drink min.
Va Va Voom Room Miss Astrid hosts night of burlesque, va va vaudeville, strippers, magicians & clowns; Fez/Time Cafe, 380 Lafayette St. (Great Jones St.), 212-330-9349; 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.
Comedy
Afternoon Variety Show Support local talent & have some hot chicken wings while you enjoy scenes from "Chock-Full-of-Nutz"; Trinity Lutheran Church, 31-18 37th St. (31st Ave.), Queens, 718-482-8790; 3-5, $5.
"The 9 O'Clock 10:17 Comedy Night" Bricken Sparacino & Michael Birch pres. comics Erin Foley, Jackie Kashian, Eileen Lis w/sketch comedy by Keith & Josh & music by The Mike Birch Caucasian Experience; Gershwin Hotel, 7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 212-545-8000; 9, $5.
"Poole Party!" Ron Poole returns w/his hit comedy-variety show feat. stand-up, musical & improv-provoked laughs; Don't Tell Mama, 343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-757-0788; 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min.
Colin Quinn stars w/Ben Bailey, Mitch Fatel, Jim Norton & Godfrey; Comedy Cellar, 117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts), 212-254-3480; 9 & 11, $10-$15 & 2 drink min. [repeats Thurs., Sun. & Mon. at 9 & 11, Fri. at 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m., Sat. at 7:30, 9:15, 11 & 12:45 a.m.].
Dance
Global Family Day The beauty & distinctiveness of Ivory Coast folklore & Native American tribal dancing is divulged today, while Galumpha strings together acrobatics, visual effects, physical comedy & choreography; Central Park SummerStage, 72nd St. (midpark), 212-366-CPSS; 3.
SUNDAY 6/22
Dance
Dance Off! Duo Terry Dean Bartlett & Katie Workum organize talent showcase "Dance Off," a collection of short works & premieres from the "Downtown & Williamsburg dance scene"; Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette St. (betw. E. 4th St. & Astor Pl.), 212-539-8778; 9:30, $15.
MONDAY 6/23
Cabaret
Monday Evening Burlesque Weekly production feat. "classic burlesque tassel-twirling fun" & local stars; Galapagos, 70 N. 6th St. (betw. Wythe & Kent Aves.), 718-782-5188; 9:30, 2 drink min.
Comedy
Dangerfield's Comedy Shows Hee-hee people from all over the country are coming to perform for you, yes, just for you, so don't miss it; Dangerfield's, 1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650; 8:45, $12.50 [repeats Tues.].
"Eating It: Comedy With No Standards" Last show of the season! Demetri Martin hosts comics & sketch artists incl. Mike Birbiglia, Andres duBouchet, Jackie Kashian, Andy Kindler, Jake Johannsen & Patrick Oneal; Luna Lounge, 171 Ludlow St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-260-2323; 8, $7 incl. free drink.
Dance
"A Hydra-Headed Fungus That Dances" Fungus glorifing Pilobolus Dance Theater pres. three premieres that incorporate the strength & exactitude of the macroscopic organism into dance w/"My Brother's Keeper," "Star-Cross'd" & "Wedlock"; Joyce Theater, 175 8th Ave. (19th St.), 212-242-0800; 8, $40 [repeats Tues.].
TUESDAY 6/24
Cabaret
Automatic Vaudeville Weekly series hosted by Hilly & Gavin Souchet attracts comedy, music & performance artists; Ars Nova, 511 W. 54th St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-206-1515; 8, $5.
B-Movie Star 'Alien glitz meets Rat Pack Kitsch' it sounds like there'll be lounge entertainment, impersonators & go-go girls; Bowery Poetry Club, 308 Bowery (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 212-614-0505; 8, $10.
The Heat Is On! Quinn Lemley turns it on as Rita Hayworth in this one-woman show chronicling Rita's life; Don't Tell Mama, 343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-757-0788; 9, $20 & 2 drink min.
Comedy
"Big Daddy Addy's Variety Review" Eddie Brill hosts musical comedy show w/guest comics?plus maestros Adam Roth & the Jaded Six; Arlene Grocery, 95 Stanton St. (betw. Ludlow & Orchard Sts.), 212-358-1633; 10, $7.
THEATER
IN PREVIEWS
From My Hometown "Three young men dream of singing at the Apollo, feat. over 30 classic R&B numbers"; Kirk Theater, 410 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-279-4200; call for times & prices [opens 6/19].
RECENTLY OPENED
Barbra's Wedding Actor Daniel Stern (Breaking Away, Diner, Home Alone, City Slickers) makes his playwriting debut w/comedy about the singer & her neighbor; Westside Theater, 407 W. 43rd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8., mats. Sat. at 2:30, Sun. at 3, $60.
Boobs! The Musical "The world according to Ruth Wallis" w/songs from her old catalog & book by Steve Mackes & Michael Whaley; Producer's Club, 358 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-352-3101; Weds.-Fri. & Mon. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10, Sun. at 7, mat. Sun. at 3, $50-$55.
Broadway by Year 1925?Musical reditions of classic Broadway hits from shows incl. No No Nanette, The Cocoanuts & Sunny; Town Hall, 123 W. 43rd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-840-2824; 8, $40.
Calendar of Stone "Through her daily journal, a woman faces diverse moments allowing her intimate self to come to the surface"; La MaMa E.T.C., 74A E. 4th St. (betw. Bowery & 2nd Ave.), 212-475-7710; Thurs.-Sun. at 7:30, mat. Sun. at 2:30, $20 [through 6/29].
Can't Let Go World premiere of Keith Reddin's musical workplace comedy about bad manners; Connelly Theatre, 220 E. 4th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 212-868-4444; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 5, $15 [through 6/22].
Change of Seasons "Alliances change with the seasons as two charming men romance the same rich, beautiful woman"...directed by Marianna Loosemore (that was a tough adolescence); 13th Street Repertory, 50 W. 13th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-675-6677; Thurs.-Sun. at 7, $15, $10 st./s.c [through 7/13].
Click This Miss Stein online & dating?"if poor Linda knew that we were watching her pour her heart out to her doll at night...only to beat it up afterward"; MLT Loft-Studios, 40 W. 22nd St. (6th Ave.), 212-868-4444; call for times, $20 [through 6/22].
Dream a Little Dream Denny Doherty stars in musical about former bandmates John & Michelle Phillips & Cass Elliott; Village Theatre, 158 Bleecker St. (betw. Sullivan & Thompson Sts.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2:30 & Sun. at 3, $45-$100.
Enchanted April E.M. Forster-esque tale of British on holiday in Italy; Belasco Theatre, 111 W. 44tth St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. at 8, Tues. at 7, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $45-$80.
The Exonerated Bob Balaban directs Jessica Blank & Erik Jensen's controversial drama based on interviews w/falsely imprisoned death row inmates found innocent & freed; 45 Bleecker St., 45 Bleecker St. (Lafayette St.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 9, Sun. at 3 & 7, $55 [through 8/31].
Fairy Tales of the Absurd feat. Tales for Children, To Prepare a Hard Boiled Egg (Eugene Ionesco) & One Head Too Many (Edward Einhorn); Theater 80, 80 St. Mark's Pl. (1st Ave.), 212-868-4444; call for times, $20-$35 [through 6/29].
Faith, Hope & Charity Three women escape Cuba & invoke the virgin for guidance when stranded at sea; Intar 53, 508 W. 53rd St. (10th Ave.), 212-695-6143; call for times, $25.
First Light: A Festival of New Short Plays Craig Lucas' Your Call is Important, Paul Knox's Informed Consent & many more; Chashama, 125 W. 42nd St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'way), 212-868-4444; call for times & prices [through 6/29].
Frederick Douglass Man of letters/former slave's story on stage at church where he worshipped, married & spoke; Mother AME Zion, 140-146 W. 137th St. (Lenox Ave.), 212-307-7171; Weds., Fri. & Sat. 8, mats. Weds., Fri. & Sat. at 3, $35.
Getting Into Heaven Writer/actress Polly Draper ("Thirtysomething") in drama about "sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll & motherhood"; The Flea Theater, 41 White St. (betw. B'way & Church St.), 212-206-1515; Wed.-Sat. at 7, mat. Sat. at 3, $25 [through 8/2].
Hairspray Musical based on John Waters' film about plump girl's attempts to racially integrate teen dance show; Neil Simon Theater, 250 W. 52nd St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $60-$100.
Hank Williams: Lost Highway But what about Bocephus? Guess Broadway ain't ready for "O.D.'d in Denver"...; Little Shubert Theater, 422 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; call for times & prices.
I Am My Own Wife "Real-life German transvestite manages to survive both the Nazi onslaught and the following, repressive communist regime" in play by Doug Wright (Quills) & Moises Kaufman (The Laramie Project, Gross Indecency); Playwrights Horizons, 416 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-279-4200; Weds.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $15-$50 [through 7/20].
Icarus & Aria Kirk Wood Bromley & Aaron Beall (who directs) update Romeo & Juliet to the modern Southwest; Cheetah, 12 W. 21st St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves), 212-206-7770; tkts 212-581-6232; Sun. & Mon. at 7:30, mat. Sat. at 4, $20.
In the Woods: A Tragic Love Story "An eternal twilight forest inhabited by the creatures of heartbreak is brought to life...by New York artists and musicians"; Dabora Gallery, 1080 Manhattan Ave. (betw. Eagle & Dupont Aves.), Greenpoint, 718-609-9629; Sat. at 9, $10 [through 6/28].
John Brown: Trumpet of Freedom A "one-person drama"; St. Mark's Church, 131 E. 10th St. (2nd Ave.), 212-674-0910; Sun. at 5, Mon. at 8, $20 [through 6/30].
Life X 3 Helen Hunt, John Tuturro & the phenomenal Brent Spiner (Lt. Cmdr. Data, Lore, Mark Twain, etc.) star in dinner party that serves "cruel observations and high comedy resulting in a hilarious and poignant examination of our most personal intimacies and private longings"; Circle in the Square Theater, 1633 B'way (50th St.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $80 [through 6/29].
The Maid's Tragedy "Comedy of manners firmly set in a world of intrigue, sex, power, and high fasion" written in 1611 is performed for first time in front of NY audience...they think...but as it's so old, who the hell knows; HERE, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 212-647-0202; call for times, $15, $12 st. [through 6/29].
Mono "Interactive play" moves into new space; 320 W. 37th St.(betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-358-3447; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $15, $10 st.
Much Ado About Nothing "You'll be expected to do something when the actors move every 5-7 minutes, and about 50 feet, to get to the next scene"; Shakespeare on the Run, 97th St. (Central P. W.), 212-252-4531; Thurs.-Sun. at 7, free [through 6/29].
My Three Angels 50s-era play that inspired Bogart film We're No Angels gets B'way revival; Sargent Theatre, 314 W. 54th St. (8th Ave.), 212-592-0330; call for times, $15 [through 6/29].
Our Lady of 121st Street New play by Stephen Adly Guirgis (directed by heartthrob Philip Seymour Hoffman) decamps for off-Broadway; Union Sq. Theater, 100 E. 17th St. (Park Ave. S.), 212-505-0700; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $30-$65.
The Persians Ellen McLaughlin's "new version" of oldest surviving play in Western literature; Pace Downtown Theater, 3 Spruce St. (betw. Park Row & Gold St.), 212-346-1715; call for times, $12-$45 [through 6/22].
The Play What I Wrote Directed by Kenneth Branagh & starring surprise celebrity guests; Lyceum Theatre, 149 W. 45th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, call for prices.
Rock Stars NYC "The newest off-Broadway, live, rock 'n' roll-theater experience" w/music from Copper Pot, Jana Peri, Zeta Bane & Electric Magic Side Show; Polly Esthers, 186 W. 4th St. (bet w. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-249-7373; call for times & prices.
Romeo and Juliet Well...sort of?modernization commences after the climax, narrated by Friar Laurence; Center Stage, 48 W. 21st St., 4th fl. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves), 718-274-7966; Wed.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 2, $15 [through 6/29].
The Rover Not a musical based on Physical Graffiti, but a bawdy Aphra Behn tale nonetheless; St. Francis College, 182 Remsen St. (Court St.), Bklyn, 212-868-4444; call for times & prices [through 6/29].
Savannah Bay Play by Marguerite Duras, translated by Barbara Bray; East 13th Street Theater, 136 E. 13th St. (betw. 3rd & 4th Aves.), 212-677-4210; Wed.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35-$50 [through 6/29].
Secrets Naked Dancers Tell "What are they thinking as they strip for you?"; Escuelita, 301 W. 39th St. (8th Ave), 212-631-0588; Wed. at 9, $15.
7 Blowjobs Blackmail at a conservative, Republican senator's office exposes more than the naked pictures that got them into this mess; Trilogy Theater, 341 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-316-0400, tkts 212-868-4444; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15 [through 7/13].
Shakespeare and Moliere: Love Mortals in Folly It's a farce; the Little Theatre, 5 W. 64th St. (Central P. W.), 212-868-4444; call for times, $15 [through 6/22].
Spring 2003 Writer/Director's Forum "This year's festival features the work of eight emerging female directors tackling both new and classcal work"; Looking Glass Theater, 422 W. 57th St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-307-9467; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 5, $12 [through 6/29].
St. Crispin's Day The battle of Agincourt from perspective of the soliders of Shakespeare's Henry V; St. John's Church in the Village, 224 Waverly Pl. (betw. 6th Ave. & Christopher St.), 212-490-6274; call for times, $15-$37.50 [through 7/20].
Tea at Five Kate Mulgrew (Star Trek Voyager, Ryan's Hope) portrays Katharine Hepburn in new biographical play by Matthew Lombardo; Promenade Theatre, B'way (76th St.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $25-$60.